Apr 11, 2005 18:56
I Love my Lips - Stevenson
If my lips ever left my mouth
Packed a bag and headed south
That'd be too bad
I'd be so sad
If my lips said adios
I don't like you, I think you're gross
That'd be too bad
I might get mad
That'd be too bad
I might get mad
If my lips moved to Duluth
Left a mess and took my tooth
That be too bad
I'd call my dad
That'd be too bad
I'd be so sad
I might get mad and call my dad
'Cause I love my lips
I love my lips
I l-o-v-e m-y
I l-o-v-e m-y lips
On the day I got my tooth
I had to kiss my great-aunt Ruth
She had a beard
And it felt wierd
She had a beard and it felt wierd
'Cause I love my lips
I love my lips
I l-o-v-e m-y
I l-o-v-e m-y lips
Ten days after I turned eight
I got my lips stuck in gate
My friends all laughed
Yeah, my friends all laughed
And I just stood there 'till the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar, who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn't even talk to eachother until the fifth week cause our lips were so swollen--
I really love my lips
I really love my lips
I really really love my lips
'Cause I love my lips
I love my lips
I l-o-v-e m-y
I l-o-v-e m-y lips
Left my mouth and headed south
Got my lips stuck in a gate
She had a beard and it felt wierd
She had a beard and it felt wierd
'Cause I love my lips
I love my lips
I l-o-v-e m-y
I l-o-v-e m-y lips