1. I am so in love with you, but don't want to tell you for fear of what could happen.
2. The things you say to me hurt and make me feel cheap, even after all this time.
3. I still think you're a pretty shitty artist.
4. You act like we are work BFFs, but I seriously want to strangle you sometimes. Stop making the "heart" hand sign at me.
5. Make a decision and stick with it for the love of God.
6. You always tell me I'm such an asshole, and yet, you cling to me like a life preserver to get you through school.
7. You are just too black and sassy for me. Sorry.
8. You're just a loss to me now.
9. I'm sorry I even looked at you again.
10. You truly deserve to be this happy.
11. I will sneak attack you so hard when we are in China.
12. Dump him. Your long distance relationship is a joke.
13. Stop asking me if I can get you pot. It is pretty annoying/obnoxious.
14. Don't you just hate this life you've chosen for yourself?
15. Please don't blame your brain tumor for every little problem you have.