Dragoonisms - What does your character live by?
Do you have any rules that your characters live by? Veld and Elfe do.
"Is there a table in the room? You can throw it"
"Or flip it. Or put a sword through it, if you're trying to make a particularly sticky point."
"The best way to make a point is to break something spectacularly, while on the subject"
"Extra points if it's the source of the argument."
"The person with the loudest mouth should be the one you hit first"
"If you must start with threats, make them creative. 'I'll hit you' is not a threat, but a promise. 'I will make you swallow your own teeth until you feel like you're eating your own ass,' this is a threat."
"retract that. You don't make threats "I will make you swallow your own teeth until you feel like you're eating your own ass" is also a promise"
"... This is true. Also, when guns are involved, creativity is unnecessary. 'I'll shoot you in the face' is the only acceptable statement."
"To save time and your voice, however, you should just start with shooting one person in the face, this will make your point quite clear"
"Is there a table in the room? You can throw it"
"Or flip it. Or put a sword through it, if you're trying to make a particularly sticky point."
"The best way to make a point is to break something spectacularly, while on the subject"
"Extra points if it's the source of the argument."
"The person with the loudest mouth should be the one you hit first"
"If you must start with threats, make them creative. 'I'll hit you' is not a threat, but a promise. 'I will make you swallow your own teeth until you feel like you're eating your own ass,' this is a threat."
"retract that. You don't make threats "I will make you swallow your own teeth until you feel like you're eating your own ass" is also a promise"
"... This is true. Also, when guns are involved, creativity is unnecessary. 'I'll shoot you in the face' is the only acceptable statement."
"To save time and your voice, however, you should just start with shooting one person in the face, this will make your point quite clear"