BEDTIME FOR MARLENE AND DENZEL!
Once upon a time there was princess called
Marlene?
Marlene. I guess. Anyway, she was pretty.
What color hair did she have, Cloud?
... Silver?
But my hair is brown!
Fine. Brown, then. Princess Marlene had brown hair. One day, Marlene was ... ...
What was Princess Marlene doing, Cloud?
Um. Uh. Whatever princesses like doing?
Riding chocobos and saving the day?
Isn't that what Princes - nevermind. So, Princess Marlene had a golden chocobo. She called it
Cloud!
What?
The golden chocobo is called Cloud!
... ... ... ... she called it KFC*.
Hey Cloud, can we have KFC for dinner?
Go to sleep, Denzel, I'm telling Marlene a story.
But Cloud, I want KFC for dinner too!
Ask Tifa.
But Tifa will say no!
Don't you want to hear the rest of the story?
... Ok ...
Are there going to be any explosions?
So Princess Marlene called her chocobo KFC and they ran around on water and slew monsters with Marlene's magic sword, which she called ... ...
RAINBOW WAND OF FREEDOM!
uh. ... the Rainbow Wand of Freedom.
Geez Marlene, that's such a girlie name! You should've called it something cool!
Like what?!
I dunno. Like Fenrir?
FENRIR'S CLOUD'S BIKE.
Oh hey Cloud, can I go ride on Fenrir tommorrow?
give me strength Ask Tifa.
If Denzel gets to ride on Fenrir, I want to ride on Fenrir too, Cloud!
And then Princess Marlene slew the midgar zolom and had a barbeque and all her friends came. Good night.
What kind of ending is that?
Go to bed, Denzel.
...
...
...
... Note to self: Make Tifa put the kids to bed.
*Kalm Fried Chocobo.
Marlene?
Marlene. I guess. Anyway, she was pretty.
What color hair did she have, Cloud?
... Silver?
But my hair is brown!
Fine. Brown, then. Princess Marlene had brown hair. One day, Marlene was ... ...
What was Princess Marlene doing, Cloud?
Um. Uh. Whatever princesses like doing?
Riding chocobos and saving the day?
Isn't that what Princes - nevermind. So, Princess Marlene had a golden chocobo. She called it
Cloud!
What?
The golden chocobo is called Cloud!
... ... ... ... she called it KFC*.
Hey Cloud, can we have KFC for dinner?
Go to sleep, Denzel, I'm telling Marlene a story.
But Cloud, I want KFC for dinner too!
Ask Tifa.
But Tifa will say no!
Don't you want to hear the rest of the story?
... Ok ...
Are there going to be any explosions?
So Princess Marlene called her chocobo KFC and they ran around on water and slew monsters with Marlene's magic sword, which she called ... ...
RAINBOW WAND OF FREEDOM!
uh. ... the Rainbow Wand of Freedom.
Geez Marlene, that's such a girlie name! You should've called it something cool!
Like what?!
I dunno. Like Fenrir?
FENRIR'S CLOUD'S BIKE.
Oh hey Cloud, can I go ride on Fenrir tommorrow?
give me strength Ask Tifa.
If Denzel gets to ride on Fenrir, I want to ride on Fenrir too, Cloud!
And then Princess Marlene slew the midgar zolom and had a barbeque and all her friends came. Good night.
What kind of ending is that?
Go to bed, Denzel.
...
...
...
... Note to self: Make Tifa put the kids to bed.
*Kalm Fried Chocobo.