The Game

[lrdilpalazzo]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game

1. The first rule of The Game is you don't talk about The Game.
2. The second rule of The Game is you do not talk about The Game.
3. To know The Game is to play the game. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
4. Think about The Game all the time.
5. To think of The Game is pretty cool. Think about The Game all the time.
6. One wins the game by getting others to play the game. Think about The Game all the time.
7. Get others to play The Game. Think about The Game all the time.
8. The aim of the game is to forget that you're playing The Game. As soon as you remember that you're playing it, you've lost and you should tell all of your friends that you've lost. Then they will have lost. Play starts again.
9. The Game ends when it's tired of you thinking about it. Think about The Game all the time.
10. It's all about the game, and how you play it, it's all about control, and if you can take it, it's all about your debt, and if you can pay it it's all about pain, and who's gonna make it.
11. Don't try to type pages at random. You won't find anything even slightly humorous. Trust me.