Best. Public. Health. Announcement. EVER..
Transcribed for the benefit of our less visual readers. Now with added punctuation, 'cause that's how I roll, bitches.
Warning. Sweary. Extremely.
(Hat-tips to Ickle_Tayto, Ben Goldacre & PaulMSouthworth on Twitter.)
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Look at this nasty little shit, will you? Fuck.
I bet you're sitting there touching yourself going "that little round grey bitch doesn't look so tough", aren't you, you silly fuck?
Well, let me tell you, Mr I'm-tougher-than-fucking-random-grey-blobs, you'd be eating some harden-the-fuck-up-pie and washing it down with a glass of dry-your-eyes-princess when that mean little shitblob got through with your raggedy ass because he's
FUCKING MEASLES.
Do you know what your nucleases will do to this mean fucker? Absolutely nothing, because spank my kitten, this fucker's got a nucleocapsid protein.
Holy shit this bitch has negative-sense RNA; no raggedy-ass DNA shit here. Fuck that.
Fucking surface proteins 'n shit just like those crazy gladiator-fucking blades on the wheels of that chariot Russell Crowe fucked up in Gladiator.
Fuck I bet you just shit all over the place then. But it gets worse. Holy fuck this thing is meaner than Tyson before Zoloft.
Why do all that fuckerising around with DNA replication and transcription and shit when you can just shoot your RNA wad in a cell and get it to do the work for you?
Fuck, look at this shit. The mad fuck bursts out of the fucking cell like that scary fucking alien thing in the movie Aliens! Fuck, werf some flammen at that bitch.
Look at this bitch nucleus cowering in the corner. Fuck, that's what I'd do. I'd sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up and hope that this mean bitch doesn't look my way.
I bet you're ready to tie a car to your nipple-clamps and push it off a cliff, but fuck, what's this? A challenger has appeared!
VACCINATION
Look at this little guy. Does he look like a single fuck was given that day? Does he fuck. He's just thinking about dinosaurs and shitting his pants. He's vaccinated so no donkeywhore measle virus is going to stop him from pimping along on his tricycle like he owns the whole damn kindergarten.
Yessir this champion little tacker is getting shot up with that weak inbred attenuated strain of measles so his immune system knows what to punch the fuck out of if some non-inbred fucking measles turn up one day.
Seriously. it's not a joke. Talk to your doctor about vaccination and don't take health advice from fuckwits who dribble on about homeopathy and herbs and shit like that. Half of them couldn't find their ass with an atlas, both hands and a group of skilled native trackers. Also homeopathy has been proven to be 100% double-hopped horseshit and you'd be better off spending the money on some mineral water at the shops, because fuck, if you're going to pay for water, you might as well get the tasty shit that doesn't pretent to be fucking magic unicorn piss or some shit like that.
Warning. Sweary. Extremely.
(Hat-tips to Ickle_Tayto, Ben Goldacre & PaulMSouthworth on Twitter.)
[Image replaced]
Look at this nasty little shit, will you? Fuck.
I bet you're sitting there touching yourself going "that little round grey bitch doesn't look so tough", aren't you, you silly fuck?
Well, let me tell you, Mr I'm-tougher-than-fucking-random-grey-blobs, you'd be eating some harden-the-fuck-up-pie and washing it down with a glass of dry-your-eyes-princess when that mean little shitblob got through with your raggedy ass because he's
FUCKING MEASLES.
Do you know what your nucleases will do to this mean fucker? Absolutely nothing, because spank my kitten, this fucker's got a nucleocapsid protein.
Holy shit this bitch has negative-sense RNA; no raggedy-ass DNA shit here. Fuck that.
Fucking surface proteins 'n shit just like those crazy gladiator-fucking blades on the wheels of that chariot Russell Crowe fucked up in Gladiator.
Fuck I bet you just shit all over the place then. But it gets worse. Holy fuck this thing is meaner than Tyson before Zoloft.
Why do all that fuckerising around with DNA replication and transcription and shit when you can just shoot your RNA wad in a cell and get it to do the work for you?
Fuck, look at this shit. The mad fuck bursts out of the fucking cell like that scary fucking alien thing in the movie Aliens! Fuck, werf some flammen at that bitch.
Look at this bitch nucleus cowering in the corner. Fuck, that's what I'd do. I'd sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up and hope that this mean bitch doesn't look my way.
I bet you're ready to tie a car to your nipple-clamps and push it off a cliff, but fuck, what's this? A challenger has appeared!
VACCINATION
Look at this little guy. Does he look like a single fuck was given that day? Does he fuck. He's just thinking about dinosaurs and shitting his pants. He's vaccinated so no donkeywhore measle virus is going to stop him from pimping along on his tricycle like he owns the whole damn kindergarten.
Yessir this champion little tacker is getting shot up with that weak inbred attenuated strain of measles so his immune system knows what to punch the fuck out of if some non-inbred fucking measles turn up one day.
Seriously. it's not a joke. Talk to your doctor about vaccination and don't take health advice from fuckwits who dribble on about homeopathy and herbs and shit like that. Half of them couldn't find their ass with an atlas, both hands and a group of skilled native trackers. Also homeopathy has been proven to be 100% double-hopped horseshit and you'd be better off spending the money on some mineral water at the shops, because fuck, if you're going to pay for water, you might as well get the tasty shit that doesn't pretent to be fucking magic unicorn piss or some shit like that.