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Dirty Easter joke:
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick.
I am not a big church-goer... I did help at a daycare at a church on Easter, so I think that was good enough...
I didn't drink all weekend.. Though I did drink on Thursday because Emily and I wanted to watch Beauty and the Beast and drink heavily. It was a lot of fun. I felt a little hypocritical because I had just told Paul that he was a dork for bowling... And then I watched Disney movies. Then I talked to him on gchat and then I sent him a drunk email to show him how good at typing I am. I am not good at all...
Earlier that day, Rachel had said she liked that Simon was British. I told her that Paul is 100% Estonian, and she said "Estonian? What's that? African?" I was confused. I told her that she has MET him and that he doesn't look black. Then I decided I should send a text to Paul telling him I didn't appreciate our lack of communication. How could he not even tell me he's black?!?! He said he is just very pale from working all day and that he needs more beer golf. So true. I told him friendships are based on communication, and he hadn't told me he's black or that he's a dork (uh, bowling? really? because dadler suggested it?). I think our friendship is doomed.
wow. i started this hoooooours ago and got distracted. now, after pub, it must be time to post! happy wednesday morning!!! today is going to be a LOOOOOOOOONG day.
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick.
I am not a big church-goer... I did help at a daycare at a church on Easter, so I think that was good enough...
I didn't drink all weekend.. Though I did drink on Thursday because Emily and I wanted to watch Beauty and the Beast and drink heavily. It was a lot of fun. I felt a little hypocritical because I had just told Paul that he was a dork for bowling... And then I watched Disney movies. Then I talked to him on gchat and then I sent him a drunk email to show him how good at typing I am. I am not good at all...
Earlier that day, Rachel had said she liked that Simon was British. I told her that Paul is 100% Estonian, and she said "Estonian? What's that? African?" I was confused. I told her that she has MET him and that he doesn't look black. Then I decided I should send a text to Paul telling him I didn't appreciate our lack of communication. How could he not even tell me he's black?!?! He said he is just very pale from working all day and that he needs more beer golf. So true. I told him friendships are based on communication, and he hadn't told me he's black or that he's a dork (uh, bowling? really? because dadler suggested it?). I think our friendship is doomed.
wow. i started this hoooooours ago and got distracted. now, after pub, it must be time to post! happy wednesday morning!!! today is going to be a LOOOOOOOOONG day.