i'm glad i'm not... (madeline...)
we actually drank to the words "children" (or any variations of it), "sex" (or other variations, like sexual), "pedophilia" or "pornography." considering the topic was child pornography, there was a lot of drinking. fbi special agent clark kept using the word "children." how silly of him.
drugs and alcohol was about meth. there was too much writing to listen and drink by words. alicia thinks our teacher (and RA) was drunk. i text messaged madeline to harass her about college night and drank spontaneously. i am a spontaneous person after all.
by 11 am i had had a large hot chocolate + rum (because.. why not mix two good things?) and a diet coke and rum..
then i followed erin to the post office and bank. i love our times together. we ate food. then somehow it was 1. time flies when you're not totally sober. then we played drinking games... then we got more drinks.. then we started a power hour but we got bored and left.. then we went back.. but didn't participate.. then we drank more.. then we drank more.. then we got more drinks.. then we went on a big water slide (like a slip n slide).. then we drank more.. then i was wet. oh wait, wrong order. i was wet after the water slide. then people were sumo wrestling in big blow up suits. then i harassed terry, i think. then i changed. then i drank more. then erin told us stories. i don't know what they were about. i am sure they were good stories. then we went to dinner. dinner was a blur. there was a cat there. it was cute. then we watched the oc. then, fourteen hours after i had started drinking i deemed myself sober enough to drive myself home. it only took dinner, a lot of water, a trip to gelato, and 3 or 4 episodes of the oc to do the trick. awesome.
tomorrow is bacchanalia.. or is that friday, august 21, erin? i am confused.
next wednes is ladies night. jon isn't stripping for it anymore. he has track the next day. track is a silly sport. that is ok. his roommates are stripping, and now another guy will apparently be stripping in his place, right? and some more guys.. oh silly football team. and alcohol.
drugs and alcohol was about meth. there was too much writing to listen and drink by words. alicia thinks our teacher (and RA) was drunk. i text messaged madeline to harass her about college night and drank spontaneously. i am a spontaneous person after all.
by 11 am i had had a large hot chocolate + rum (because.. why not mix two good things?) and a diet coke and rum..
then i followed erin to the post office and bank. i love our times together. we ate food. then somehow it was 1. time flies when you're not totally sober. then we played drinking games... then we got more drinks.. then we started a power hour but we got bored and left.. then we went back.. but didn't participate.. then we drank more.. then we drank more.. then we got more drinks.. then we went on a big water slide (like a slip n slide).. then we drank more.. then i was wet. oh wait, wrong order. i was wet after the water slide. then people were sumo wrestling in big blow up suits. then i harassed terry, i think. then i changed. then i drank more. then erin told us stories. i don't know what they were about. i am sure they were good stories. then we went to dinner. dinner was a blur. there was a cat there. it was cute. then we watched the oc. then, fourteen hours after i had started drinking i deemed myself sober enough to drive myself home. it only took dinner, a lot of water, a trip to gelato, and 3 or 4 episodes of the oc to do the trick. awesome.
tomorrow is bacchanalia.. or is that friday, august 21, erin? i am confused.
next wednes is ladies night. jon isn't stripping for it anymore. he has track the next day. track is a silly sport. that is ok. his roommates are stripping, and now another guy will apparently be stripping in his place, right? and some more guys.. oh silly football team. and alcohol.