I am a horrible person

[lpeeeo]

BballLinz3: oh my gosh. want to hear the most horrible story?
Heather 03 Bear: yesss
BballLinz3: i think i'm going to hell and have tourettes
BballLinz3: so my parents are in mexico this week, and i thought they got back this morning
Heather 03 Bear: yah
BballLinz3: so i called my house around 5. the machine picked up and i said "heeeeey shitheads!!!" into it, and then i heard a "hello?????"
Heather 03 Bear: hahahahaahahahah
BballLinz3: IT WAS MY GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heather 03 Bear: ahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Heather 03 Bear: THE BEST STORY EVER
BballLinz3: Jesus hates me
BballLinz3: all i could say was, "i love you...."
Heather 03 Bear: no, just your g-ma
BballLinz3: and she said "lindsay?"
Heather 03 Bear: hahaahahahahahah thats sooo funny
Heather 03 Bear: you shoulda just hung up
BballLinz3: and i'm like "when do mom and dad get home?"
BballLinz3: i know! but i was so scared! i thought she was my mom for a moment
Heather 03 Bear: oh dear..you cant try to fix that
BballLinz3: there is no way
BballLinz3: so i tried to end the conversation as soon as possible
BballLinz3: but i made sure to tell her that i loved her
Heather 03 Bear: hahah good job