My mom said some of the greatest things today, that they were worthy of quotations.
Number one:
"He is the most confused person I have ever met. I bet you that when he takes a shit, he turns around, looks and says 'Where did that come from!?'"
Number two:
"Lindsay, I don't know how I am going to handle him and his Spanish. I'm going to have to just walk around in a drunken stupor all vacation."
-Referring to my dad's Spanish skills before they leave for Mexico tomorrow.
Seriously. How could you not love this woman! She is my hero in life.