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If Lilith sits there screeching mama for 5 more seconds and crawling on me beating the shit out of me we are having baby scramble for dinner.
Oh wait, my girlfriend's asian, they eat babies, and she's a chef, we can have gourmet baby.
I don't know what to write, my brain is not working anymore, my right ovary hurts and Pris is teasing me about knowing exactly where in my body the pain is.
Women.
Oh look it's more xenalvr and I, do we make a cute couple or what?
Miriam, Ani ohevet otach, will call you on Monday or Tuesday when I get home.
Oh wait, my girlfriend's asian, they eat babies, and she's a chef, we can have gourmet baby.
I don't know what to write, my brain is not working anymore, my right ovary hurts and Pris is teasing me about knowing exactly where in my body the pain is.
Women.
Oh look it's more xenalvr and I, do we make a cute couple or what?
Miriam, Ani ohevet otach, will call you on Monday or Tuesday when I get home.