5 ways to get a flat stomach today
There's an advert flashing on the right had side of my screen right now. "5 ways to get a flat stomach today"
*sigh*
I'm not going to register on some crummy website and pay to read about eating healthily, doing excercise, sleeping well, being happy and drinking water thanks.
What I'd put as my top 5 tips?
1 - get off your fat arse you lazy C-Bomb!
2 - STOP eating that deep fried Mars bar and eat some proper fucking sustinance!
3 - Join a fucking gym and stop procrastinating
3a - For those financially challeneged people out there, take a look outside you dumb fucks! there's a whole world to walk run and jump in!
4 - do some fucking sit ups and stop sucking those lollies! sugar rots your teeth anyway dumb ass!
5 - Don't complain to anyone else you think you're a lard arse - chances are you ARE a lard arse and NO we don't give a shit. Its not anyone else's fault but yours if your cholesterol is through the roof and there's cooking oil pumping through your veins!
By the way - i am not skinny, i only joined a gym late last year, and yes, i procrastiate about going to the gym. so a year ago, i would have been a hypocrite writing this today. But i am certainly not one of those naturally twiggy girls who graduated from the school of "how to avoid eating until you die".
If everyone else including myself has to motivate themselves to take responsibility for the only body they'll ever have, what makes you so fucking different that we'll have to help you along too!!
Get over yourself. If you don't like being a fucking whale, then do something about it or shut the fuck up! Some of us are trying to tone up thanks!
This was written by the girl whose stomach still wobbles and thighs are bigger than Beyonce's.
*sigh*
I'm not going to register on some crummy website and pay to read about eating healthily, doing excercise, sleeping well, being happy and drinking water thanks.
What I'd put as my top 5 tips?
1 - get off your fat arse you lazy C-Bomb!
2 - STOP eating that deep fried Mars bar and eat some proper fucking sustinance!
3 - Join a fucking gym and stop procrastinating
3a - For those financially challeneged people out there, take a look outside you dumb fucks! there's a whole world to walk run and jump in!
4 - do some fucking sit ups and stop sucking those lollies! sugar rots your teeth anyway dumb ass!
5 - Don't complain to anyone else you think you're a lard arse - chances are you ARE a lard arse and NO we don't give a shit. Its not anyone else's fault but yours if your cholesterol is through the roof and there's cooking oil pumping through your veins!
By the way - i am not skinny, i only joined a gym late last year, and yes, i procrastiate about going to the gym. so a year ago, i would have been a hypocrite writing this today. But i am certainly not one of those naturally twiggy girls who graduated from the school of "how to avoid eating until you die".
If everyone else including myself has to motivate themselves to take responsibility for the only body they'll ever have, what makes you so fucking different that we'll have to help you along too!!
Get over yourself. If you don't like being a fucking whale, then do something about it or shut the fuck up! Some of us are trying to tone up thanks!
This was written by the girl whose stomach still wobbles and thighs are bigger than Beyonce's.