Here's a survey to fill the great gap of time that I suddenly (and strangly) have
X all that apply.
Your total is what age you act.
[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] I do my own laundry.
[X] I can cook for myself.
[X] I do my chores after being told once.
[X] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
[ ] I think politics are exciting.
[ ] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my peers.
[X] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick.
[X] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[X] I've never gotten a ticket.
[ ] I watch talk shows and point out the incredibility of it all.
[X] I know what "incredibility" means without looking it up.
[ ] I drink black coffee.
[X] I know how to run the dish washer/do the dishes.
[X] I can count in more than one language.
[X] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[ ] I mow the lawn.
[ ] I wash my car.
[X] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[X] I study when I need to.
[X] I pay attention at school/work.
[X] I remember to feed my pets.
[ ] I'm generally experienced.
[X] I can spell "experience" without looking at the line above.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee.
[X] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[X] I understand jokes the first time they are told.
[X] I understand the fact that the world always screws someone over.
[X] I can type fast because I type every day.
[X] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office/etc.
[ ] I can watch politics and laugh because I understand what is going on.
[ ] I no longer watch cartoons.
[X] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[X] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex.
[X] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] I can read a book and actually finish it.
[X] People said I look older than I am.
[X] People have said that I act older than I am.
[X] I can be sent on an errand without getting sidetracked.
TOTAL; 27
okay well gonna go waste my time somewhere else
Your total is what age you act.
[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] I do my own laundry.
[X] I can cook for myself.
[X] I do my chores after being told once.
[X] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
[ ] I think politics are exciting.
[ ] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my peers.
[X] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick.
[X] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[X] I've never gotten a ticket.
[ ] I watch talk shows and point out the incredibility of it all.
[X] I know what "incredibility" means without looking it up.
[ ] I drink black coffee.
[X] I know how to run the dish washer/do the dishes.
[X] I can count in more than one language.
[X] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[ ] I mow the lawn.
[ ] I wash my car.
[X] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[X] I study when I need to.
[X] I pay attention at school/work.
[X] I remember to feed my pets.
[ ] I'm generally experienced.
[X] I can spell "experience" without looking at the line above.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee.
[X] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[X] I understand jokes the first time they are told.
[X] I understand the fact that the world always screws someone over.
[X] I can type fast because I type every day.
[X] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office/etc.
[ ] I can watch politics and laugh because I understand what is going on.
[ ] I no longer watch cartoons.
[X] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[X] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex.
[X] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] I can read a book and actually finish it.
[X] People said I look older than I am.
[X] People have said that I act older than I am.
[X] I can be sent on an errand without getting sidetracked.
TOTAL; 27
okay well gonna go waste my time somewhere else