You win again, eusocial insects!
I have a package winging its way to me from my family and I can't wait for it to get here because it has some plastic containers in it all for me.
One of the very worst things - and I am deadly serious, here - the very worst things, of being in Central Australia is that my cereal keeps getting infested with ants.
It makes me sad. I go to open the box, I unroll the bag inside, and somehow, the little bastards have got in and are skipping merrily about in my muesli. I had the box up in a cupboard divorced from other food, for Christ's sake, and they still got there. This is the second time!
THANKS, ANTS. THANTS.
One of the very worst things - and I am deadly serious, here - the very worst things, of being in Central Australia is that my cereal keeps getting infested with ants.
It makes me sad. I go to open the box, I unroll the bag inside, and somehow, the little bastards have got in and are skipping merrily about in my muesli. I had the box up in a cupboard divorced from other food, for Christ's sake, and they still got there. This is the second time!
THANKS, ANTS. THANTS.