The One with the Thing

[lozenger8]

Title: The One with the Thing
Fandom: Hot Fuzz and Life on Mars
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1000 words
Notes: This was inspired by m31andy’s challenge of “Pick a character in any fandom and write their fanfic about their favourite show”. There are spoilers for the finale of Life on Mars and this is slashy in tone.

Comments

[gypsyjr]

*just... DIES*

Angel would be the most infuriating beta ever. XD

[lozenger8]

He totally would :D

Thanks!

[duckyone]

I just want to shower you with puppies and cookies and gold stars. You are Queen of the fucking world and that was every kind of awesome in existence.

Now I want a sequel to Hot Fuzz with a cameo by Sam Tyler. And I want to send this cracky little fic to Simon Pegg. He'd give you a writing job in a heartbeat.

[lozenger8]

I was just thinking that, since there was a Bad Boys II, it'd be kind of brilliant to have a Hot Fuzz II. I think, maybe, Simon and Edgar have already said that's not going to happen, but a girl can dream.

Thanks so much!

Did you see my straight HF fic from yesterday?

[severa]

She goes on to quote bits she enjoyed, which is like the number one way of knowing you did a good job.

MEH COMMENT LULZ R TEH META NOA!

No seriously, this was great. I am smiling very hard. I would read fic by Danny any day, even if it really was as bad as this.

[lozenger8]

HAHAHAHA.

Bad?

Danny's story was bad?

There were lots of bits missing, you know. I was trying to go for an effect where you could see there was potential for it being a good story. Obviously I FAILED. Oh, the horror.

(The amnesia bit was me being self-mocking, because, indeed, I did write a story where Sam was struck down by amnesia, and, oh man. Fun times.)

Thank you! :D

[gypsyjr]

... I've read worse. And enjoyed it. >.>

[lozenger8]

Yeah! I didn't want to make it too terrible, I mean, Danny has some nice turns of phrase there.

:p

[blancafic]

Oh my God. *Bows down.* I am not worthy. This was seven kinds of win! I smiled from start to finish. AND I got the amnesia reference, since I know it's one of your pet tropes. Yay!

Here, you now officially own one internet. Also, you can have joint custody of this fangirl's soul, but you'll have to share with the Master. I'm so taking you to the Catriga Nova when we go to the stars.

I'd quote the best bits (since I understand it's the number one way of knowing you did a good job), but that would pretty much be all of it. So I'll just say:

Hee! Oh, boys!

[lozenger8]

:D YAY!

Hahahaha. I love you so much. Thank you!

Mmm. Sharing with the Master. Why did my mind suddenly flick to bad places?

[blancafic]

I see you with your shamelessly flirty icon there!

And I forgot to mention -- blue eyes! Hee. That's one of my big annoyances. I said it before, and I'll say it again. Loz=Win.

[lozenger8]

All of my other John Simm icons have keywords like "serial killer" and "kills with his brain".

It's also because Angel has bluey grey eyes. Danny is, essentially, writing fan fiction about his love interest best friend.

[hambelandjemima]

I haven't seen Hot Fuzz (yeah I know, shame on me), but I still loved this.

The part that started “He never time travelled. Matthew Graham said so.” (I won't quote the whole bit) made me go YES! I would have punched the air, but that is, frankly, far too energetic for me. But you get the gist...

♥

[lozenger8]

Hahaha. Oh, my personal vendetta against Matthew. Poor boy. More angry fiction has been inspired by his name than any other.

Go and rent Hot Fuzz now. It's randomly ridiculous, but brilliant in all of these perfect little ways. I love it. Also Angel = Sam.

Thank you!