Fics I will never, ever, ever write...

[lozenger8]

Life on Mars. Annie/Gene, NC-17 for space_oddity_75

Common Love

Life on Mars/Harry Potter. Phyllis/Giant Squid, PG-13 for m31andy

Don't Say I Never Do Anything For You

Life on Mars. Harry/Gene, NC-17 for addygryff

Of Men and Mentors

Comments

[neuralclone]

Oh these are *brilliant*. Especially Phyllis and the giant squid. *EG*

Are you still taking requests? 'Cos I'd like to see you write a Farscape/LOM crossover, either Sam/Scorpius or Sam/Rygel. Have fun!

[lozenger8]

You are, actually, trying to kill me, aren't you, NC?

[neuralclone]

'Oo, me? :-) Just count yourself lucky I didn't ask for Gene/Stark.

(And if you can write Phyllis/Giant Squid, you can write anything!)

Not Quite Moriarty. Sam/Scorpius, PG

[lozenger8]

My name is Sam Tyler, a copper. A car hit and I got shot through a wormhole. Now I'm lost in some distant part of Manchester, in a station, a 1970s station, full of strange, Neanderthal coppers. Help me. Listen, please. Is anybody out there who can hear me? I'm being hounded... by an insane well-connected gangster. I'm doing everything I can. I'm just looking for a way home.Sam thinks there's every chance he's going to kill the man standing opposite him. Kill, crush, maim

Re: Not Quite Moriarty. Sam/Scorpius, PG

[neuralclone]

Nice. *G* Am I right in assuming that "Harvey 'Scorpius' Pygram" is in Sam's coma dream because Sam has been watching too much Farscape?

(And does Scorpius still have his kinky s&m leather outfit in this universe? Could be interesting, what with Sam's tendancy to wind up handcuffed and all!)

Re: Not Quite Moriarty. Sam/Scorpius, PG

[lozenger8]

You may assume that if you like. I don't think Sam's aware.

I was thinking long leather gloves and long black coat. He was burnt in a fire as a young child and likes to be all covered up.

Re: Not Quite Moriarty. Sam/Scorpius, PG

[hmpf]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :DDDD

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That's all I have to say to this, really.