Another one of those lame Mastercard spoofs but I couldn't resist
Probably in the thousands -
amount of money billed to client who hired you to defend an "Indecent Exposure" charge for when he was caught masturbating in a public park known for "pick-up" activity
30 -
amount of minutes spent arguing that the defendant was simply "abnormally large" and what the police officer *thought* was a stroke of your erector set, was actually just a "shake off" after a good pee.
endless (so far)-
duration of laughter over same in the prosecutor's office.
amount of money billed to client who hired you to defend an "Indecent Exposure" charge for when he was caught masturbating in a public park known for "pick-up" activity
30 -
amount of minutes spent arguing that the defendant was simply "abnormally large" and what the police officer *thought* was a stroke of your erector set, was actually just a "shake off" after a good pee.
endless (so far)-
duration of laughter over same in the prosecutor's office.