Macaroni Grill is still better than the Olive Garden

Oct 23, 2005 15:25

Ryan doesn't have anywhere to put this, so here goes:

Why I have issues with places such as the Macaroni Grill.

The service: People that work at such establishments think they’re so goddamned special. And because they are dumbasses they actually expect to get some huge tip for doing jack shit. I don’t go out to eat for stupid remarks and shitty jokes. This almost makes the food, which is better than such places as The Olive Garden, not worth going there for.

Tables and silverware: Yeah, OK putting construction paper over the tablecloth and giving you crayons to draw on it with … real fancy, let me tell ya. And you practically have to threaten the wait staffs’ unborn children to get a goddamned napkin. I don’t care if it’s some “Italian Tradition,” it’s not a tradition of mine to eat like a caveman.

Food: “Italian BBQ” is not a cherished pastime in Italy It’s blatantly American and also is on the list of why it is not as classy as some people think to eat there.

The building: They need more goddamned booths, and the floors are shit.
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