Bay Area Insanity

Mar 20, 2007 11:47

Reason:
I have been nudge by someone to do this.

Current Actions:
I am reading Catch-22, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, and National Geographic.
Work.
Fatherhood.
Spouse-hood.
In-the-hood.

Recent Trips:
I went to MTV for MKE: Mr. Kitty Extraction.  He is now at our large duplex in Austin.  Come by and see him!

Highlights of said trip:
I broke down a fence with ax and foot.  It was most excellent.  I used a giant mattock to destroy concrete that held fence posts.  This tool was excellent.  I visited a friend who had a serious accident.  It was groovy seeing him.  I met some folk that I was unable see prior to our exit.

I saw many children:
Inara
Tovar
Mengerinks(4)
Shira
Rom's Guests(4)
MYSTERY in utero male (Please note: said mystery human is still in place.)
ABL Contingent(3)

¡14!  That is so bizarre.  One of our chief complaints of us living there was the dearth of children.  I go there and see fortnight per day children!

How can you reach me? Skype: loyal_bassett and Skype-In(A true-g phone number): FIVE anti-bot cheetah ONE anti-bot albatross TWO TRY NECK.  This means that you spell-out the non-numbers and type the numbers into your phone.  Try it.  It will be good.

The Austin Duplex
Damn you Allendale or whatever Austin calls you.
There is an Amy's near with Phil's as its neighbor.
Come sink your teeth into Sugar, Butter, Cream, Salt
and the dead flesh of Birds, Cows, and Pigs.

The landlords here need to be cut in-two by katana.
Dave tells me that I have be careful
because the blade may stick, chip, or break.
I hate breaking my swords.

Once again the Inter-Web stopped working.
It was the death of my five year-old wireless router.
Rest in pieces, oh LinkSys piebald black-n-blue mass.
May you serve the dump as well as you served us.

I wish that the tile layer here took geometry in high school.
For they do not know parallel lines nor grout sealant.
One each door is its label and few close without force.
Also you tile brute, do you know orthogonality?

You thought it would only require one stanza!
No!  Outlet covers screwed into dry wall.
Damn! High medicine cabinets.  No outlets --
in the bathroom.  Where's the screen for the bedroom?

It is nice though having lots-o-space now.
We lived in small places previous to here,
but now we have space and it is cheaper
than what we once had.  Woot.
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