1) the Oscars are on.I personally dont give a flying fig but some of the tweets im seeing on them are hilarious.Heres a couple that cracked me up:
mrdavehill Dave Hill
Here's Sandra Bullock. I hate you Jesse James! Look what you did- her hair looks like hell because of the pain you caused her. #Oscars
JustinGaybriel Not Justin Gabriel.
Helena Bonham Carter, I love that bitch. Every outfit she wears, she's saying "Look at all the fucks I do not give." #theoscars
2) its raining.mothernature must be pms'ing.
3) everyone i know is either sick or just getting over being sick.
4) best motion picture is up now.this tweet made me laugh:
NotTripleH HunterHearstHelmsley
Come on, Knucklehead! *fingers crossed*.
5) I find it funny whenever a movie wins suddenly everyone has to go see it.
6) NTS Jenn is a Beatle
7)"want me to go downstairs? Break his knees?"
8) can i hire you,Eliot? LOL
9)"knives are like people"
10) Jericho kissed a dude.somehow,this doesnt surprise me.
11) holy fuck! lightening!
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