when you tell me im a wreck,you say that im a mess
1) thank you,body,for finally letting me sleep
2)its December....why the fuck am i wearing a tank top?
3) plan of the day: finish this fuckin story...i have ideas*evil laughter*
4)curse the awesome people for making me laugh yesterday.I was in a bad mood curse you awesome people *shakes fist at the awesome people*
5) my sides still ache from it xD
6) "I told you when you asked,I knew this wouldn't last" *its a song*
7) "we found the safe.parker wants to take it for dinner and a movie"
8)my mom told me we have too many minutes and i need to text my friends more
9) cookie, you're never going to a gay bar again!
10) skypes working today.bout fuckin time
11) is it weird your first thought upon waking is "I haven't worn a thong in awhile"
12) TMI?
13) I feel like i fucked up a number somewhere *shrugs*
14) serial killers fascinate me
15) I wonder if you actually could commit the perfect crime
16)the things that pop into my head never worry me....but they scare others
17) dancing in mah seat!
18) I like this mood a hell of a lot better then the one i was in yesterday
19) fangirls make me laugh my ass off..hes engaged/married.its not like you ever had a chance anyway! get over it
20)"talking hot guys and serial killers....the two go hand in hand....." #justanormalThursday
21)I approve his hot ass!
22)I forgot what i was gonna put here,lol
23) I still wanna thank brent smith for giving us the word "crotcheral region"
24) speaking of,i want my bra! :P
25) people,stop saying "thats gay" to describe something thats stupid.just say its stupid.
26) I seriously want a boxing bag
27) I also want a gun...wife! lemme have a gun!
28) the keyboard is sitting on the desk...could i get any lazier?
29) twenty nine is looking fine :P
30)"I dated a lot of models" "uh huh" "A lot of private fashion shows" "gotcha" "means they were naked" "Seriously?!"
2)its December....why the fuck am i wearing a tank top?
3) plan of the day: finish this fuckin story...i have ideas*evil laughter*
4)curse the awesome people for making me laugh yesterday.I was in a bad mood curse you awesome people *shakes fist at the awesome people*
5) my sides still ache from it xD
6) "I told you when you asked,I knew this wouldn't last" *its a song*
7) "we found the safe.parker wants to take it for dinner and a movie"
8)my mom told me we have too many minutes and i need to text my friends more
9) cookie, you're never going to a gay bar again!
10) skypes working today.bout fuckin time
11) is it weird your first thought upon waking is "I haven't worn a thong in awhile"
12) TMI?
13) I feel like i fucked up a number somewhere *shrugs*
14) serial killers fascinate me
15) I wonder if you actually could commit the perfect crime
16)the things that pop into my head never worry me....but they scare others
17) dancing in mah seat!
18) I like this mood a hell of a lot better then the one i was in yesterday
19) fangirls make me laugh my ass off..hes engaged/married.its not like you ever had a chance anyway! get over it
20)"talking hot guys and serial killers....the two go hand in hand....." #justanormalThursday
21)I approve his hot ass!
22)I forgot what i was gonna put here,lol
23) I still wanna thank brent smith for giving us the word "crotcheral region"
24) speaking of,i want my bra! :P
25) people,stop saying "thats gay" to describe something thats stupid.just say its stupid.
26) I seriously want a boxing bag
27) I also want a gun...wife! lemme have a gun!
28) the keyboard is sitting on the desk...could i get any lazier?
29) twenty nine is looking fine :P
30)"I dated a lot of models" "uh huh" "A lot of private fashion shows" "gotcha" "means they were naked" "Seriously?!"