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Second Invite

Jan 13, 2010 10:05

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monologue, montage post, bathouse, curse of the corn?

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5 slapwithpanache January 13 2010, 21:50:35 UTC

Curse of the . . . Huh. I really shouldn't.

[About ten minutes after Zetta reads the slip of paper, a massive green ear of corn pops out of nowhere and begins to make strange faces at Zetta. Circling about it are 6 levitating normal corns.]

OoooooOOoooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

JoooOOOooooOOOoooooIiiiiiIiiiinnNNNNnnnn UuuuuuUSSSssssssSSSssssssssssssssssssssss

loyalbatmonkeys January 13 2010, 22:36:55 UTC

[BURNINATES]

slapwithpanache January 13 2010, 23:06:25 UTC

*cough cough hack splutter hack*

N-No! My fellow corn have been . . . roasted! And not even the proper way, with butter and seasonings! What a needless waste! R-Retreat, my good corn, retreeeeeeeeaaaaat! You shall pay dearly for this offense!

loyalbatmonkeys January 13 2010, 23:17:20 UTC

Look, drop the act, you clearly aren't the corn mentioned here.

slapwithpanache January 13 2010, 23:52:29 UTC

. . . Well! You're not any fun at all.

[The blobby corn rearranges itself back into the blobby ghost while the six ears of . . . ashes collapse to the ground.]

Then if you don't mind my asking, what, exactly, is the 'curse of the corn'?

loyalbatmonkeys January 14 2010, 00:45:24 UTC

If you had that weird accent, maybe.

I'm trying to figure that out. I thought it was over and done with...

slapwithpanache January 14 2010, 01:33:56 UTC

. . . Then there was a Curse of the Corn? I must hear this story.

loyalbatmonkeys January 14 2010, 01:42:09 UTC

...I fought against a bunch of Corn Guys-they are exactly how they sound, and so irritating-and so I blasted the next one I saw.

However, this particular corn was thought to be an incredibly powerful entity known as "The One". And he pronounced a curse on me with his dying breath. Everyone assumed I would be dead in three days. As you can tell, I'm still alive. It wasn't the the One at all.

But still...that doesn't explain what the curse was meant to be...

slapwithpanache January 14 2010, 01:50:05 UTC

Ohohohoho! Don't be surprised if you begin growing green tufts of hair and succumbing to a sickly jaundiced color ~

JoooOOOooooOOOoooooIiiiiiIiiiinnNNNNnnnn UuuuuuUss -- *cough cough*

That voice is a bit difficult to maintain. All joking aside, I doubt anything of any importance will happen.

loyalbatmonkeys January 14 2010, 02:37:46 UTC

Do you get off on all this, or something?

slapwithpanache January 14 2010, 02:43:25 UTC

What a ghastly thought. And not in the good way, either. I'm simply entertaining myself as best I can in this dilapidated trainwreck of a world.

loyalbatmonkeys January 14 2010, 02:46:05 UTC

So you're just bored.

slapwithpanache January 14 2010, 03:01:28 UTC

That sounds about right.

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