✪ Chip Removal Information ✪ [Form]

[loyal_cube]

I, Cube, hereby state that I am capable of performing the surgical procedure needed to remove the modifier/limiter microchip.

Before filling the removal form below, I ask my patients to please make sure they have filled out a medical records form provided each month. If you need assistance in filling this form out or getting to the hospital,

Comments

[libertyfuckyeah]

Name: TATSUMI MYSTERIOUS LAST NAME
Frequency: totallygaaay
Have you filled out the hospital medical records? I HAVE NO IDEA.
Current State of Health: AWESOME. WE BROKE A COUCH.
Date of arrival or date of recent revival: SOME TIME BEFORE CHRISTMAS, REVIVED JANUARY 28.
Emergency Contact Frequency: libertyfuckyeah
What abilities will be unlocked: WEREPIRE. HE CAN'T TRANSFORM THOUGH WHICH IS REALLY LAME BUT IF HE GETS HUNGRY AND IS ALL "I VANT TO SUCK YO BLOOD" I WILL TOTALLY BE AT THE STAND-BY WITH MY FUCKAWESOME BLOOD SUPPLY. NO REALLY IS LIKE WEREPIRE CRACK IT'S KINDA FUNNY.

[loyal_cube]

Does he not have a last name? [And why does that name ring a bell? Hmmm... he can't think of why at the moment.]

Y-You broke the couch on purpose? [WHY IS HE ASKING THIS?! OH GOD WHY?!]

Do you mean "vampire?"

I'm a bit confused with your explanation. He drinks just your blood when he is hungry and... can only drink your blood?

[BRB HEADACHE ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

I don't know it. He says it's a secret and I'm cool with that since my middle name is a secret too. Top secret!

Not on purpose! Just kinda happened! [ like. three times. ]

No he's a werepire! Vampires making werewolves making vampires! I don't really get it myself but he's not undead. I just know he wants it out so he can heal faster and not die so easily which is why I got mine out too!

He eats steaks too. [ AMERICA IS THE BEST AT EXPLAINING THINGS. ]

[loyal_cube]

I see. I don't have a last name, myself... though, it's suspicious he'd hide his name.

In a fight?

[THIS MAKES LITTLE SENSE]

He heals faster then normal? Is there anything else he can do like that? You said he can't change but... what else can he do? Anything?

I fail to see how that's relevant to his abilities.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Maybe he doesn't like it? Japanese werepires seem really weird about names.

Nope, sex! And then I fell on it!

[ the bluntest of nations. people should stop asking him if they don't want to know. and since he doesn't actually know what Tatsumi can do beyond quickly healing/not transforming, so he'll just pretend like he does. ]

Not really. That and just being stronger in general are the two big things.

1/3

[loyal_cube]

[AH HA!! That's where he has heard of Tatsumi before!!]

I believe the hospital has been warned about him. I've not seen him come in for blood donations but from what you've told me, I assume he has been feeding off of you lately? [Since there hasn't been any recent anemia incidents at the hospital]

2/3

[loyal_cube]

W-W-W-What?!

[Begin flailing: NOW]

T-T-T-T-That is i-inap-ppropriate!! I d-d-did n-not need to know that!

[TMI!TMI!TMI!!!!]

[loyal_cube]

[Coughing a bit here]

I-If you're positive that is his only abilities... I believe I m-may be able to remove his chip... i-if you strongly believe his abilities will be used in good faith.