FUCKING GIRLFRIENDS

[lownslow]

arrrrrghhhh, i was hoping on attending a ride today or at least visit my friend madmax who i havent seen in a while, well she says dont go anywhere in which i said ok she said sed be home by 3 pm so i waited 3 goes to 4 then to 5. 5:30 rolls around and i get a call ,well go figure, shes at gurnee mills shopping she ask if i want anything , sure why not might as well make her pay i ask her for some of theose spikes so i can stick em on my chopper. i know for a fact theres an alley store out there so i ask for 10 of the largest spikes possible which are about 5 inches long and really sharp. i hung up,then proceeded to madmaxs house only find out hed left for scrapyard in search of parts for his evil caprice classic. fuck it i head home for another bulshit call, "im gonna be there at 8:30" fine. its was about 10:30 when she showed up with her friend, shed expected me be understanding, UH NUH, i ignored her affections as i worked on my rolls royce model car, she tries to ask about the cars history which is something im sure she wont comprehend so i told her its a car that classy rich folk like to own. i actually finished that rollsie after 3 years of nothingness. about he spikes she got me the wrong ones

IM GONNA PUT HER ASS UP ON THE WANT ADS AFTER I HAND HER THE PINK SLIP