THE END IS NIGH!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! That's 25 years with Dubyah, kill me now *writhes and twitches uncontrollably*. God, thou art so unfair! Is this punnishment for my communist ways? Should I got out and exploit people, and then complain about the high taxes as I watch the news on my high definition plasma screen TV? Should I strive to benefit from other people's suffering? Please, tell me what I'm doing wrong, I don't WANNA BE STUCK WITH BUSH AT THE END OF TIME!!! I DON'T WANNNNAAHHHH!!! Er. I chose red, becasue grey wasn't there. Perhaps I should've gone for 'other', no? Either way. . . An American Cowboy and a Trekker/Commie, stuck together at the end of time. . . The only way we'd manage to 'live in peace' is if we were both incapacitated, say, both paralysed from the brain down (oh, wait, I suspect Bush is already paralysed from the brain UP, so. . .). I think I'll go stick my head in a hole, now. Don't expect to see me at school tomorrow. . . THIS IS THE END!!! THE END!!! Er.
- Perry.