Da Dum Dum Dum
I am getting married this summer! Grey's Inn have given us permission and it is full steam ahead.
With the wisdom generated by many hours on the internets I am not joining any wedding communities, reading any special magazines or reading any newspapre articles.
The reason for this is that wedding media tends to broadly run along 3 main themes...
1. I am a tool of the patriarchy and perpetrating my own oppression by clinging onto discredited religious dogma.
2. I am a gold digging female, oppressing M's natural evolutionary urge to spread his seed by enforcing monogamy on him. I will shortly be breeding madly and give up my job to gain weight just to spite him.
3. I should be sobbing with joy that a precious male has validated my womanhood and making every effort to have a wedding that looks like Jordan's.
I am therefore going to follow the good, wholesome wedding advice laid down by nineties COCK ROCK
With the wisdom generated by many hours on the internets I am not joining any wedding communities, reading any special magazines or reading any newspapre articles.
The reason for this is that wedding media tends to broadly run along 3 main themes...
1. I am a tool of the patriarchy and perpetrating my own oppression by clinging onto discredited religious dogma.
2. I am a gold digging female, oppressing M's natural evolutionary urge to spread his seed by enforcing monogamy on him. I will shortly be breeding madly and give up my job to gain weight just to spite him.
3. I should be sobbing with joy that a precious male has validated my womanhood and making every effort to have a wedding that looks like Jordan's.
I am therefore going to follow the good, wholesome wedding advice laid down by nineties COCK ROCK