Because I'm Still Bored
In honor of the lovely Christmas week weather here in the mid-Atlantic.
Oh the weather outside is soggy,
Kinda wet, and kinda foggy.
But it's fruitless to complain:
Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain.
It doesn't show signs of stopping
And my cats are outside, sopping.
Should I let them in to drain?
Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain.
If we finally get some snow,
How I'll hate going out on the street
It's vehicular tae kwon do:
Accelerate, skid, and repeat!
The roof is gently leaking,
And I think, that, strictly speaking,
"White Christmas" is inhumane.
Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain.