What I'll (prematurely) miss most about the summer holiday:

[lowexpectation]

•  places to hide

•  places to hide

•  slinking around the Potter Kitchen in the middle of the night.

Comments

[malcontented]

Why ever would you need to slink around in your OWN HOME?

[smithami]

If they knew how much he ate they might try to put him on a diet.

[malcontented]

But it's for his OWN GOOD.

[malcontented]

AND the general public. WHO needs to see MORE of someone especially Potter than they really NEED TO? UGH.

[smithami]

I wouldn't mind.

[malcontented]

...

[smithami]

What?

[malcontented]

Under NO CIRCUMSTANCESE should you take this as APPALLED SILENCE, Amity! Oh no, I would never place DOUBT on your judgement. Tell me, have you ever thought about wearing GLASSES? I think they would look quite fetching on you!

[smithami]

My judgment is sound. I promise. But glasses? You really think so?

[malcontented]

If you could see CLEARLY, I am sure you would no longer want to see Potter waddle around your common room!

[smithami]

But I think his waddle's cute. In an endearing sort of way, you know? Makes him seem rather harmless which is not true, but alas.

[malcontented]

It isn't cute, it's alarming and how much time are you spending watching Potter, anyway? NO! I don't want to know.

[smithami]

I don't see what's alarming about it and what is it that you don't want to know? How much time I'm spending watching Albus? Well, not much lately since I'm stuck here.

[malcontented]

Continue doing that!!

[smithami]

Doing what?

[malcontented]

NOT LOOKING.