A more chauvinistic version of The List.
This beyond ridiculous and shallow, too ------and I know it's going to upset Smith
05. Amity Smith
Too loud. 4/10.
04. Karin Thomas
Too tall Would suffocate me with her breasts. 7/10.
03. Saraswati Nott
Sarcastic. 8/10.
02. Winifred Wood
Too tall. Loud, but a huge step up from Amity. No offence, Amity. 10/10.
01. James Potter
Incredibly handsome. Magnificent arse. Etcetera. 10/10.