you wanna be on top?
please don't kill me. this is a product of this conversation with splintercat. warning: contains some spoilers for season finale.
splintercat: DID YOU SEEE IT?
loweryourwand: omg. OMG. epic. honestly. how many times does merlin have to come out to arthur?? HAHAH and when author wakes up all naked with fratboy where are my pants? expression, only to see his father there. (uther: arthur. arthur: ...)
also, the writers need to rethink their choice of words i.e. "man inside me" "servant and bootlicker"
AND. merlin: i'm happy to be your servant -- *intense gaze* (merlinspeak for TAKE ME NOW)
what was up with morgana this episode?!
splintercat: hahaha bootlicker i diiiiiiied. i was totally expecting arthur to moan merlin's name in his sleep and arthur was like totally oblivious to merlin trying to confess his looooove and say good bye.
my favorite was merlin's "we haven't done all the things we're meant to do" to gaius. my mind immediately went "merlin is upset because he hasn't gone all the way with arthur!"
morgana is walking down the path of batshit insanity... i'm thinking, post-To Kill the King, she had so much mind-blowing sex with uther that now her mind is literally blown.
loweryourwand: i knowww. but basically everyone professed their love to arthur this episode (merlin, gwen, morgana, uther, search_soleil, random knights of camelot...). WHO WILL ARTHUR PICK? there needs to be a The Bachelor: Escape to Camelot. omg. actually i'd rather see "camelot's next top model." UTHER CAN USE HIS VERY WELL DEVELOPED ~MAGNUM~ FACE.
awww. mer is so sweet. WHY is arthur talking about "knowing" and "now knowing" when he should be ravaging him?
and yeah. morgana's clearly blown in more ways than one. yet she still manages to look more attractive than she has been pre-To "Kill" the King.
splintercat: morgana is jump-roping the vicky mendoza diagonal on the hot-crazy scale (er... if you're not a himym fan you should just be a himym fan.) she gets crazier... but she gets hotter and runs around in her nightclothes. it must be... magic!
arthur wants to know merlin in the biblical sense. also merlin is so ~mysterious~ that arthur does have a reason to feel like he doesn't know him. and that just intrigues arthur more...
OMG OMG OMG CNTM would be BRILLIANT. hahaha uther totally has a magnum face. uther should be tyra. morgana keeps giving him pouty faces. merlin tries to lose on purpose to get out of the competition but he's so cute they won't kick him off even though he like trips over himself like an idiot all the time.
this was major love fest episode for arthur... also he was shirtless. GOOD TIMES.
loweryourwand: omg. the vicky mendoza diagonal. why am i not watching himym? pretty much you have to make the hot-crazy scale log/log to even find morgana's data point on it.
and for the love of camelot, arthur needs to roll up for the "magical mystery tour." satisfaction guaranteed.
haha. uther as tyra... (smile wit' yo' ~eyez~ or don't smile at all). actually, i had a strange vision in which nimueh is tyra, gaius is nigel, and uther is miss jay. augh. everything about this show is so sexual. CNTM: *theme music* you wanna be on top? bottom!arthur fangirls: *conflict of interest*
yes. love fest indeed. but arthur's chest hair was disturbingly tame. merlin must have brushed it before he gave himself up to nimueh for arthur.
SO. after 6 hours of photoshopping i was about to kill edwin muirden and his perpetual hoodied face. so luke skywalker took his place.