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Oh god. So I'm reading this "No Parent Left Behind" thing. Here I am, 1:25 in the morning, laughing enough to lose five pounds. Too funny. Oh god just thinking about it cracks me up. Here are some samples.
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
2. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
3. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
4. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
5. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
6. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
7. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
8. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
9. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Meanwhile I'm somewhat disturbed by this picture of Kate Holmes.
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
2. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
3. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
4. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
5. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
6. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
7. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
8. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
9. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Meanwhile I'm somewhat disturbed by this picture of Kate Holmes.
