HANSKACHANSKY AND FOWLER'S 430 LIST.
1. Have one night stand, cut dude's hair funny whilst he sleeps. Leave immediately if you feel it's necessary, but extra points if you stay.
2. Throw a drink in someone's face, for no particular reason.
3. Win a pie-eating competition.
4. Get stuck in an elevator.
5. Make something life-sized out of lego.
6. Get wasted/stoned somewhere weird, then sleep there. Disabled toilet? Abandoned school? A shopping centre?
7. Write a song.
8. Bullshit way into restricted area and act official.
10. Go to Vegas. Attempt to blow fair amount of cash. Maybe get drunk and marry someone.
11. Eat something truly odd. Mustard and fairyfloss sandwich anyone?
12. Do the above, then spend like a week trying to convince everyone it was really good and they should try it. Extra points if they do.
12. Wrap all/most of someone's belongings in wrapping paper/newspaper/bubblewrap/alfoil. Deny.
13. Crash a party!
14. Wait until everyone passes out at above party and glue stuff in unexpected places.
15. Nap on a display bed.
16. Get a tattoo. Not necessarily a good one.
17. Make a youtube video that becomes famous on the interwebz.
18. Sneak out of house despite the fact we could just leave.
19. SPONTANEOUS ROADTRIP. Extra points if you call in sick to work/school. THIS IS ASHLEY'S MOTHER.
2. Throw a drink in someone's face, for no particular reason.
3. Win a pie-eating competition.
4. Get stuck in an elevator.
5. Make something life-sized out of lego.
6. Get wasted/stoned somewhere weird, then sleep there. Disabled toilet? Abandoned school? A shopping centre?
7. Write a song.
8. Bullshit way into restricted area and act official.
10. Go to Vegas. Attempt to blow fair amount of cash. Maybe get drunk and marry someone.
11. Eat something truly odd. Mustard and fairyfloss sandwich anyone?
12. Do the above, then spend like a week trying to convince everyone it was really good and they should try it. Extra points if they do.
12. Wrap all/most of someone's belongings in wrapping paper/newspaper/bubblewrap/alfoil. Deny.
13. Crash a party!
14. Wait until everyone passes out at above party and glue stuff in unexpected places.
15. Nap on a display bed.
16. Get a tattoo. Not necessarily a good one.
17. Make a youtube video that becomes famous on the interwebz.
18. Sneak out of house despite the fact we could just leave.
19. SPONTANEOUS ROADTRIP. Extra points if you call in sick to work/school. THIS IS ASHLEY'S MOTHER.