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Hello, I was wondering if anyone might help me track down this fic I've been meaning to re-read for ages. I think I had it saved somewhere at one point, but I seem to have lost the link, so...
All I can remember at the moment is that it had a fantastic beginning - first describing what the inside of an angel's mind was like (included lots of arches, I believe) and then how the a demon's mind was full of sharp angles in comparison.
Also, this may or may not be the same fic, but I'm also looking for the one where at one point Aziraphale goes to heaven, and is met by a sort of voice message that says something roughly like: press 1 if you're an angel, 2 if you're an invading force, and if you have no fingers bang your head on the keypad and someone will come to assist you. The whole thing was really quite hilarious, and my poor memory hardly does it justice. Also, I'm pretty sure it was a multi-part fic.
Any help would be greatly appreciated. :)
All I can remember at the moment is that it had a fantastic beginning - first describing what the inside of an angel's mind was like (included lots of arches, I believe) and then how the a demon's mind was full of sharp angles in comparison.
Also, this may or may not be the same fic, but I'm also looking for the one where at one point Aziraphale goes to heaven, and is met by a sort of voice message that says something roughly like: press 1 if you're an angel, 2 if you're an invading force, and if you have no fingers bang your head on the keypad and someone will come to assist you. The whole thing was really quite hilarious, and my poor memory hardly does it justice. Also, I'm pretty sure it was a multi-part fic.
Any help would be greatly appreciated. :)