Aziraphale-centric bits of whimsy.
Thanks to
catherinecookmn and
scholar_asriel for inspiration.
Three Maids and an Angel (Don’t Walk Into a Bar) Rating: PG on principle.
Summary: Little girls everywhere get warned about the dangers of harmless-looking strange gentlemen, but no one ever warns such a “gentleman” about very strange girls.
In addition to the usual disclaimers, thanks are due to J.K. Rowling, Philip Pullman, and the blessed memory of Madeleine L'Engle.