Okay, I've thought long and hard about this, and I've decided that it's better to post this now, because then I'll get it over with and I don't have to fret about GO_exchanging it...
Edit: It's actually
here now, because quite rightly
rasetsunyo pointed out that the file's way too large to be polite.
I hope this works...I have absolutely no rights to the poem - I saw it in my mum's kitchen on a novelty plate. Please comment on whether you liked it or not.