Hamlet, revised a la Good Omens by Madlibs. NSFW!
To slash, or not to slash, -- that is the halo;
Whether 'tis nobler in the whip to suffer
The slings and parachutes of sexy fortune,
Or to take angels against a sea of demons,
And by sucking end them. To die, -- to fuck, --
No more; and by a fuck to say we end
The Gabriel and the 666 natural shocks
That flesh is Antichrist to,-- 'tis a Aziraphale
softly to be wish'd. To die, --- to fuck,--
To fuck! perchance to come! ay, there's the Crowley;
For in that fuck of death what handcuffs may come
When we have sucked off this feminine coil,
Must give us wet paint...
(Wet paint = Crowley "art appreciation" results)
More here. Starring Pimp!Pollution and his unsellable 'hos.
(Also, there is a
puzzlebleuink update, but it is not GO and it is absolutely WONDERFUL.)