Title: Sherbert Holmes and the Elephant of Surprise
Recipient:
vulgarweed Author: A Secret!
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: PG
Notes: 'Superintendent Crowley,' he said brusquely, flipping a wallet open and shut quickly enough that there was just a metallic shine, there and gone. He could make the Inspector - Lestrade, according to his desk plate - believe just about anything he wanted, if he tried, but why make the effort? With the right sort of attitude, the right sort of smirk under expensive sunglasses, a fake FBI badge from a box of Shredded Wheat in 1991 would do just as well. It made you despair for the whole sorry lot of them, it really did.
Sherbert Holmes and the Elephant of Surprise