"out of mind and body too, got the incarnation blues"
Liz:
NAKED HUGH. :D
Indeed. :( DAMN IT THIRTEEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP MESSING WITH FOREMAN’S EMOTIONS. DON’T YOU HURT MY 4MAN.
I sense evil-genius!4man.
“Left ‘em all back on Krypton.” XD Oh, House is seeing himself in this guy-HOLY FUCK THE INSPECTOR GUY IS TRAVIS FROM ENTERPRISE. :D
My favorite Mojo Jojo quote ever has got to be “That’s it! I’ve had it with your sassy mouth!” Said all fast and oddly-emphasized, naturally.
So how was your Inauguration? I hope you got to watch it. (Sorry for dropping the OHSHITIT’SCOLD convo; the Black Hole of Nap has incredible gravity.)
:P Sucks. There was this random snafu with the admins holding the bell to end third period and not telling anyone, so we were all “WTF why is class still… oh, hell just go to fourth” and then as we’re changing they announce “NO STAY IN THIRD, LACKEYS” but Fish let me stay and watch it on the big screen in the library. Casteel (!) cried a bit. It was moving.
-snerk- Indeed. It was kinda fail that they had to mess up the viewing, though. Newland had a grainty tv and hand-synced the sound from the NPR internet feed. Resourceful.
Which is worse, psychologically, being surrounded by untouched homework or homework you have no hope of completing? :P Or, you know, they could suck equally.
LOL. Indeed this is so. Your wisdom uplifts me. …But I have to stay up until my pajamas get out of the dryer, so I might as well do more Calculus. Whyyy, God? Why this face? Why such beauty-Oh. Wait. Not appropriate context for Barrowman. Sorry.
Bahaha. IT IS ALWAYS BARROWMAN TIME. It’s like Hammer Time. But FABULOUS. -jazzhands-
And THESE… are GOLD.
Slightly androgynous!David Bowie from the seventies is unexpectedly attractive.
INDEED IT IS. Remember when Jesse Bradford was the epitome of The Hawt? Oh, late nineties. Where did you go? I miss you.
-Sigh- So true. So true. Some things about the nineties I miss. (Some not so much.) Did you ever watch Salute your Shorts? Or What Would You Do? I know you watched GUTS. GUTS was AWESOME.
LOL. Indeed. (Sorry for the lag. Dunno what happened there.) Mkay. Pjs is done, is bedtiem nao. Byeeeeee. ILU.
Ann texted met his earlier. I think it bears repeating. :D “Mr. Casteel on Mr. Peek: He’s a cheap date.”
Y. Definitely. XD There are so many bromances between teachers at our school that it’s bordering on hilarious and suspicious.
MORE LIKE NEWLAND AND MAZZONI. ALSO NEWLAND AND SCHAAF I SUPPOSE. BUT NEWLAND AND MAZZONI ACTUALLY WENT ON A MAN-DATE LAST WEEK SO THAT IS SLIGHTLY MORE COMPLEEING EVIDENCE FOR BROMANCE.
YEAH AND MAZZONI HAS A WIFE AND SON. BUT STILL. MAN-DATE. IT AMUSES ME GREATLY.
Oh, I was reading this Batman comic book I got over the weekend, and I think it mentioned Barbara-future-Batgirl as the commish’s niece, not daughter. So it was not egregious oversight on the part of the writers of the Dark Knight, leaving Gordon’s daughter out of the major plot?
Well, I dunno. Comic book has Gordon’s wife saying “Jim’s niece, Babs, is staying with us for her school vacation. She’s old enough to sit for the baby, etc etc.” But this isn’t “canon”, so I dunno.
Lol, Iknorite? Especially in fucking Batcanon. Get your story straight, BRUCE. :P
Rachel:
Nice. I was singing your praises as a sous today. I’m doin a big dinner on Sunday.
Absolutely we’re cooking when you come.
Liz:
You saw the Hunchback of Notre Dame, yeah? It’s on Toon Disney. God, I love those gargoyles. (And I think David Hyde Pierce voices Phoebus. Weird.)
Hah. I saw Titanic once and spent an hour crying. :P I hear Revolutionary Road is excellent, but depressing. I’m sure Kate and Leo are worth it.
It’s so weird that it’s only their second movie together! Lol. Best couple that will never be. Indeed. How are you? Feeling better, I hope?
That’s good. Have a lazy, restful weekened. Is it still really cold up there? ‘Cause it’s warmed up a bit here. (Mother suggests chicken soup and Vitamin C.)
Is Adam Baldwin one of -the- Baldwin Brothers? Or is there no relation? I’m trying and failing to explain who he is to mom.
Lol. Thanks very much. I wasn’t certain. Enjoy your Ramens and j of O.
I has hot chocolate too! :D The Swiss Miss kind wiv babeh marshmallowses. Ooh. Grilled cheese. Om nom-wait. How are you grilling cheese? Do you have an illicit hot plate?
Ooh. Panini. WHY LEO. WHYYY. Why do you think I cried for an hour after I saw it. All those hundreds of people… and LEEEEEEO.
Yes! Blame dumb people AND the iceberg! Righteous fury!
Indeed. This montage of the ship makes me so incredibly sad. ESPECIALLY JACK. WHY. WHY DO YOU TORMENT US WITH BITTERSWEET ENDINGS, JAMES CAMERON?!
Just to see the bit where Grandma!Rose drops the necklace. I couldn’t remember if she jumped in, too.
GOOD JORB! Issue 4? Oh, I did that one too! Feeling of accomplishment: you has it.
I had no idea. :P And how many games of Solitaire have you played?
Aah, indeed. My apologies for even suggesting it.
I’m watching this Superman animated movie on CN. Lex has this seriously creepy semi-sexual attitude toward Supes. Like, treats him like a boyfriend, almost. It’s unsettling.
Ann:
That in all seriousness is truly awesome. Those mofos are hard.
Liz:
Oh, the Bond special. I almost didn’t want to watch. I mean, I want to keep the fantasy untouched!
Tory throwing Oddjob hat = totally hot.
SAG Awards Red Carpet. OMG. OMAR AND CAL ARE WALKING TOGETHER. They look hot. And Omar has snazzy shades.
LISA IN A SMOKIN’ RED DRESS. OMG.
WHAT. WHERE. I MISSED IT. FUCK.
OMG. THE COMMISH. TEN-SECOND GLIMPSE. HE’S SO GORGEOUS.
OMG ANNE HATHAWAY. SHORT HAIR. LOVELY.
GASP. KATE WINSLET. IN ROYAL BLUE. SO PRETTY. KILLED ME DED.
KATE ON E!. OH GOD. OH GOD. SHE’S SO WONDERFUL.
HUGH!
BRAD AND ANGIE ON E!. (I’ll stop bugging you.)
OMG ROSARIO DAWSON. TWO-SECOND GLIMPSE ON TVG.
HUGH. HUGH ON E!
HE’S JUST SO ADORABLE. If the cast is up for ensemble, does that mean RSL might actually turn up?
Sadface. Why, RSL. Why. Lol, James Franco. What are you even talking about? The Red Carpet is so awkward.
SO AWKWARD. I LOVE IT. I like the black with white tie.
I love Ktea because she CRIES. She’s so adorable!
TAYE. GUH. LOOK. AT. HIM.
YESSSS!!!
RSL!!! :D HE’S THERE!!
FUCKING MAD MEN, STOP STEALING FROM MY SHOW.
HE HAD TO SAY PAUL NEWMAN. THAT JUST MAKES THE TEARS ROLL, MAN. I WASN’T GONNA CRY, BUT HE HAD TO SAY IT.
MERYL!!!! WITH THE RUNNING AND THE HIGH FIVES AND THE KISSING RALPH FIENNES ON THE LIPS. :D
I believe so. :D But, srsly. If there isn’t a pillow available when she lays down, she shoves us around until there’s one for her. THAT is why I have a hard time breathing after I sleep on the couch. DOG HAIR ON THE PILLOWS.
Psh. Yeah, it’s funny until it happens to you. FUCK I HATE HAND-DRAWING MOCK LAYOUTS. I need Cheez-Its.
[During this disaster of WTFery.]
Ohh. Oh, no, I’m sorry. -huggles- It’s just not been a good week, has it? But you will get better! Good shall triumph! Curl up with your JAG or House DVDs. Pretty leading men with stunning eyes make all pains go away.
Waaah. -flails hands in helplessness- I’m too far away! I don’t know how to help you! Um. Eat Saltines. Drink water, or Sprite. I’ll sing showtunes! Or John Barrowman could do that. Or, since you’re very sick, Ewan MacGregor might be appropriate.
YOU’RE NOT DYING. THERE IS NOW EWAN MACGREGOR SINGING OVER YOU, NOR ANY SNARKILY BEAUTIFUL DOCTOR GIVING INSANE EXPLANATIONS FOR YOUR SYMPTOMS. Waaah. Don’t die. -huggles- I loooove you. The power of love compels you to FEEL BETTER. Gah. I’m probably making it worse. I don’t like being so far away when you feel so terrible.
Only good thing about coming down with a fever and sroe throat when I should be having an epic senior day: JAG marathon on some random channel. “Wedding Bell Blues” is on next.
Lol. Yes. Well, it was very sudden. I just woke up yesterday, and o hai, fever and sore throat. Doctor said I should be back at school by Monday. Unfortunately that means I’ll have missed four days. I do NOT wanna take finals.
Oh, I miss third season house. There were such lovely little gems as “House would do Wilson before you would do Chase.” :D According to the logic of the 4mans, then, House and Wilson have done it. And 4mans word is LAW.
JACK HITTING ON SARAH JANE WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY.
“And who’s… -he-?” “Captain Jack. Don’t-just… don’t.”
That epic regeneration fakeout was possibly the most bastardly thing RTD has ever done. :P
THIS EPISODE TOTALLY MINDFUCKS ME. CREEPS ME THE FUCK OUT. I AM WATCHING SOMETHING ELSE.
This episode is just so messed up. Messed up on so many levels. Episodes like this make me stay way from Jesus freaks even more. ELLIOT STOP LOOKING AT THE DEAD KIDS, YOU LUNATIC. YOU’RE GONNA SNAP AND DO SOMETHING INCREDIBLY VIOLENT.
Ann:
I got to hear Maya Angelou SPEAK. LIVE.
Liz:
NO WOMAN I DON’T WANT A BATH TODAY.
We haven’t chatted much lately. I’s sorry. Been playing catch-up. :P How’s life?
Lol. Oh LJ. What would we do without you? I’m starting work on a different story. If I get going on it, would you be up for plot brainstorming and so on? :)
Awesome. Just to give you the heads-up on content, think French Resistance cyberpunk.
Dad:
Hey boo. ‘sup? Hope ur classes r better since u hav started in yur major. Looks like lsu did well signin football recruits yestiddy. Top qb n cornerback frm Houston n a top receiver frm la. Oughta b gud this fall. I cud not change schedules wit a judge so me n mom will not be comin thru on the 14th. Look 4ward 2 my new shift next mo with weekends off. Miss ya. :-( Dad.
Liz:
HOORAY! It’s very nice to see a giant, thick stack of paper and be all, “I totally fucking wrote that. I ROCK.” :DDD Maybe we’ll just talk tomorrow then? I’m gonna be working on my story, I could use some help.
I’m pretty much just pretending that the Death of Ivan Ilych doesn’t exist. :P Talk to you tomorrow, then. G’night.
Madame Bovary. I have vague ideas of what that’s about. Any good? Lol, Da Vinci Code. Tom Hanks’ hair amuses me. I’m flipping between Superman Returns and whatever else is on. Chicago, Doctor Who (very end of Journey’s End, DONNAAAAA D:), Food Network peeps building landmarks of chocolate.
I hear you. I should really actually focus on shit, but I am so fucking -tired.- I really went back to school too early after getting over flu. This week was exhausting, I hung out late last night… Yeah, I’m just gonna take a day. :P
I forced myself up at two. Burn Notice repeat of the one I missed Thursday. -sigh- I’ve been really glum this week. (PMS, I s’pose.) I really missed you. And Katie, I guess, but mostly you. ‘Specially in TPP. Frye was in a bad mood all week, and the only really fun time in the back room was Millar reading the “smut” story in this month’s Cosmo out loud. Dramatically.
I’m sorry. -huggle- Lol, Facebook stlaking my pics? Old ones, or new ones? Like, from the Rogers thing last night?
LOL. El Gango. (Those girls you mostly don’t know.) Been friends pretty much our whole lives. And-oh God. AC from forever ago? Did you see the eighth grade Prep Bowl team photos? Braces and bushy hair. -facepalm- NEVER LOOK AT THOSE AGAIN.
It was, um, a request. :P Yeah, I had braces. Gone in tenth grade, though. So I had pritty teefs when you met me. (Also pritty-er hairs. Mostly.)
“I’ll turn the world thermostat down to naught degrees Kelvin.” “Minus 273 degrees Centigrade?!” “Have you been at the Physics books again?”
Eddie is on teh Beeb. Circle. God has decided to scrap the dinosaurs because a) they’re a bit crap and b) an archaeopteryx came screaming out of left field and took Jesus’ head off.
Yeah, we can just take it away from the meek. After all, they won’t mind. “Godspeed, sir.” “What speed is that?” “I dunno, forty-five?”
A forward, courtesy of Rachel:
I, the penis, request a pay raise due to the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I work weekends and holidays.
5. I work in a damp environment
6. I work in dark areas with poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. And my work exposes me to disease.
Dear penis,
Your request has been denied for the following reasons:
1. You don’t work eight hours straight.
2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period.
3. You don’t stay in your designated area, and are frequently found in other locations.
4. You don’t take initiative and must be stimulated to start working.
5. You leave your work place messy at the end of your shift.
6. You are unable to work overtime or double shifts.
7. You sometimes leave your designated work area before completing the assigned task.
Liz:
Lazy puppy requires pillows.
HOUSTON WANTS DARIENNE AS WELL. Mah Cardinal Clash. I wish I could shows you it. D:
Is tomorrow and Wednesday after school. Naturally we’re going to kick all kinds of ass (even though Newland is playing for the teachers). I wish you could be witness to our triumph.
BUT YOU WILL BE THERE IN SPIRIT. I AM SURE OF THIS.
Probably not. :P We’re having a hard enough time getting all the necessary equipment. Like, microphones and shit. Hopefully someone’ll take down some sort of play-by-play.
I knooooes. I’m sorry. (I’m not sure if I’m going to want witnesses anyway. I’m kinda nervous. Seriously afraid I’m gonna choke.)
Dog. That is my German textbook you have decided to use as a pillow. I kinda need that shit. I KNOW I WISH YOU COULD BE THERE. D:
Rachel:
I totally just drove 6 blocks in my roommates car w/ the parking break on and all I could hear was mitch in my head. Miss u!
Liz:
We won. Naturally. :D
Rachel:
I can’t be bothered to get another cup dirty
Cheryl [you get the whole convo because I feel accomplished that it was in French]:
Ca va?
Me- Bien, et tu?
La meme, merci. Quand, as-tu les vcances de printemps? Vas-tu chez toi, ou voyages-tu? Si les voyages, ou vas tu?
Me- Mes vacances de printemps est la premiere semaine d’Avril. Je vais voyager au Boulder, CO voir mon amie Rachel. Apres quatre jours, je viens a Houston mardi.
Ca, c’est formidable! Ca va etre tres amusante! Maintenant, les etudes vont bien (surtout le francais :D)?
Me- Ouais, mes classes vont bien, mais je ne dors pas beaucoup praceque je suis un procrastinator professionelle. :P
C’est la vie d’une etudiante qui aime beaucoup les annes universitaires! Ciao; a bientot! :D
Me- Oui, c’est la vie! Vous parler plus tard. :-)
Incarnation Blues, Ozma