Yeah, it's cheating. I don't care.

Nov 29, 2008 23:18

I need to clear my phone's memory. Look, if you want me to post everyday, some of the days, you're going to get utter crap. (Just like with my NaNoWriMo, of which I still have roughtly 9000 words to right and less than TWENTY FOUR HOURS OMFGAAAHHHHH---) So here we go with the Inbox once again!

To be fair, they're pretty hilarious, but I can't promise you haven't seen some of them before. I don't remember/am too lazy to look up my last posts concerning this right now, then I will delete them all! Oh, and I take no credit for the typos; I'm back on the home computer and OMG these keys are so non-responsive to my gentle touch. (O'Halloran, I'm not betraying you, I just don't feel like unplugging the ethernet cord, okay?)

INBOX, FOOL:
(This means you can assume the name preceding the quotes are who they're from. Duh.)
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Liz: Sure :D OMG THE CHRONICLE HAS A LITTLE BLURB ABOUT HOUSE PREMIERE. UNDER A PICTURE OF HOUSE. XDD "Last season House put his life on the line to diagnose Wilson's girlfriend because he was the rason she was in a fatal accident. Could tonight's season premiere of House be the end of what Wilson once called 'this stupid, screwed-up friendship'?" EEEE AND IT'S SLASHY TOO. THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE WILSON QUOTES :DDD His voice cracks as he says it. RSL = god.

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I was looking to see if Hulu shows House and I stumbled across Dr. Horrible. Naturally I had to watch Act I... God, I don't care if he's being a total tool, I love Nathan Fillion six ways to Wednesday. -happy sigh-

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I'm working on my college apps. Yeah. Totally.

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[I included my side to this convo because this was when I kind-of-lied to Amalie about getting to be at her performance, and these were literally the moments leading up to the curtain going up.]

A: Do u get 2 come?
Me: *didn't respond*
A: Hello?
Me: You're breaking up.
A: What?!
Me: What?
A: Are u coming?
Me: Who is this?
A: Me! Amalie!
Me: Oh, Amalie. Hurry up and start the play.

[At which time it was three minutes 'til the show began and the House Manager had come out on stage already. She was delaying getting her make-up done and was practically in hysterics while texting me this. In my defense, I was sitting next to her mom who was egging me on before telling me I was making her anxious right at the end.]

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[After Ms. Eileen (the mom mentioned above) found out my Grandpa had died 'cause I think I called Amalie that night, this might've been the next day or maybe even that day.]

D,

Amalie told me the news about your grandfather. I know you are terribly sad. I am very sorry you and your family have suffered this loss. You are in my heart, thoughts and prayers.

MomO

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Liz: BTW I saw last week's episode. CARROT!EL OMGSOCUTE.

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[After I said I could possibly be B'Elanna for the Trek premiere in May if I can find a yellow costume/some minor ridges/actually be home May ... 8th...]

I'M TRYING TO DO GERMAN, WOMAN. DON'T YOU DISTRACT ME WITH SUCH EXCITING TALK.

I'm sure you did. Just don't... throw stuff like that at me sans warning. Hmm. I need a new uniform. My old one's probably too small now... NO. NOT THINKING ABOUT THIS NOW.

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[After I didn't fail my second Trig exam that I was extremely worried about]

Amalie: CONGRATULATIONS! I KNEW IT! DID I TELL YOU! I TOLD YOU!

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Dad: He boo! 'sup? A judge is on vac so im at work 'til 10pm 2nite. M ok. We got the apt cleaned out n stuff stored r given away. Maybe we can paint @ christmas n decorate yo rm. Gotta go do a docket. Will send u unka walter's # n u can holla. I know he'd like dat. Later. Luv ya, dad. :-P

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Liz: OMG TRACIE THOMS. L & O GEEKERY YAYZ.

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[After I saw a girl walking down the hallway at Miller from the back that I would have sworn was either Rachel or Amalie and I texted Rachel about it on Halloween night.]

Rachel: But i am there!! Muahahahaha!!
Me: But if it were you, you would've tackled me by now.
Rachel: Too true too true.

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[Oh dear god, one month ago:]

[12:00 AM]

Liz: HAPPY START OF NANOWRIMO!

panic tiem nao.

Working on my NaNo in the car. Made a playlist special. So hum hallelujah, just off the key of reason-- I thought I loved you; it was just how you looked in the light. :)

Curses. I'm stuck with Freddie here. He's not quite loud enough to drown out the NPR mom's listening to. So there's theis low buzz of talk radio beneath my David Bowie and Bloc Party and Nightwish.

I'll be home and to a computer in a few hours. I should have chapter two and some of three done by then. You want to read?
Haha. This playlist. Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster!

I actually just wrote "not so much" into my novel. Dear God.

[Sunday morning I wake up to Tomorrow Never Dies on my TV.]

I'm sorry, Sean Connery devotees, but in this girl's opinion, Pierce Brosnan was the consummate Bond.

Not that Connery isn't fucking fantastic! But Brosnan is so urbane. I love it.

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[NOV. 4TH]

Dad: Black history! :-)

[I have been in the library studying Econ for the past several hours, and have no access to television. I text back something along the lines of WHAT?2/1/1???111!!!!1!/?, but before Dad can get back to me, I get:]

Rachel: Obama obama obama!!!

Dad: Obama won the election and the 1st black president of the usa!

Me: *screaming at my study mates* CNN DOT COM, CNN DOT COM, PUT IT ON CNN DOT COM RIGHT FREAKIN' NOW!!

Liz: So I did take that nap, and an hour or so ago mom shakes me awake and says, "Obama won." And I did actually wonder for a second if I was still asleep.

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[Liz again, but this is a completely different day now.]

I do love your rambly messages. Actually when you called I was at dinner wtih my mom. 'Tis her birthday. I should have done some writing today, but I napped. I think I'm gonna go to bed instead of doing Cal. Or English. Ann loves her shirt, btw. And I love the note that came with them.

[Re: V for Vendetta shirts that I maded, and a "Use It Well" note I made, complete with screencap.]

Okay, so this is the first time I've seen the episode that leads into Liv's undercover stint. OMFG ELLIOT'S FACE AT THE END WHEN HE LISTENS TO HER DISCONNECTED PHONE. HE LOOKED SO HEARTBROKEN. HE MADE ME WANT TO CRY. Fic, I needs it.

Okay, before I go to bed so I don't forget: today was Decade Day and Millar was all "Danny-from-Grease." We were all, "nice, Millar!" and he's like, "oh, check this out!" And he pulls out a comb and does the whole greaser hair comb thing. And we're all *facepalm* Lolz and Schumacher gets this pained laughing look and half-laughs, half-says scornfully, "You're such a -faggot.-" It was kinda great.

OH HOLY GOD. I'M WATCHING ENTERPRISE ON SCIFI. THEY FOUND THIS COLONY THAT'S MODELED ON THE OLD WEST. TRIP AND JON AR DRESSED UP LIKE COWBOYS. T'POL IS SO PRETTY. HOLY GOD. IT'S AWESOME. T'POL'S RIDING BEHIND TRIP ON A HORSE. OMFG. I LOVE THEM.

That was pretty much all that kept me sane last week. Working for the weekend, as the song goes. Oh, hey, there was a Guitar Hero question at the tournament yesterday. We got it. Naturally. :D

It was a good day. :) I got both Alice in Wonderland questions that came up, so I was happy. Oh, lol, I got the Stephenie Meyer question, too. And we beat St. John's A by 190 freaking points. MUAHAHA

JASP. WHAT YOU SAY. {I actually have no idea what I said to elicit this reaction from here, but it was on Nov 10, if that's any help in your recollections, Liz.}

[Liz, quoting others at Press Night] Anna Meyerson: Dude, we need a punching bag back here.
Ann: Where's Millar when you need him?

Resisting the urge to reach out and ruffle Schumatrix's hair.
[We go back and forth for a few texts, mostly as Me: DO EEET. Liz: NOOO. Finally, I win.]

Okay. I did. And he starts to give me this weird look and I say "Darienne told me to!" and then he says, "oh, cool." So there you are.

Watching Enterprise. Ah, there is no punishment a Starfleet captain can inflict more painful than implying that he or she is Disappointed In You. Poor Malcolm. ^_^

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Dad: Hi boo. It is 2:30 on tues n i am workin 4 a judge 2 pay back ur graduation sunday. Hope u r ok. We miss ya :-( I havn't worked out much lately. My shoulder is lots betta so i can start 2 push harder w/workouts. Wut time is ur last class b4 t/giving? I'll b there early on wed so we can head bak asap. Luv ya! Do gud n 'member 2 hav fun...the next 4 yrs are the best of ur life n will pass fast.

Subject: Screwing Around At Work

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Amalie: Love u. U did good. Keep going!

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Tada!

I respond with: I hate you. And you probably just woke up, too, didn't you?
R: Hee hee hee hee.

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Liz: Okay. So earlier, I was all, "mom can we go to the library? I wanna see if they have Twilight, for rereading purposes before the movie next Friday." And she's all "what book?" "Twilight." We're getting in the car and shes goes around and gets something out of the trunk. TWILIGHT. One of the girls at the office got a look at my Christmas list. Serendipitous, wot? :D

[I told her it was only 12 days til I came home]

YAY TWELVE--

holy fuck is it serious twelve days until thanksgiving break I HAVE SO MUCH COLLEGE SHIT TO DO AAAAAAAHHHHH. But I get to see you in twelve days yaaaay.

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Amalie: I MISS YOU. YOU NEED TO BE HOME NOW.

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Liz: JAZZHANDS. :D

Oh, BBCA's started showing s4!! "That Martha must've done you good." "Yeah... yeah, she did. ... She fancied me." "Mad Martha, that one! Blind Martha. Charity Martha."

[I said something like, in backward ass west bumble fuck Louisiana, the Beeb doesn't exist! (Imagine that last in the Soviet Russia voice.)]

In Louisiana, TV watch you!

I've pretty much given up. Again. -groan- WHYYY. I want to read yours, I really do. But the Internets are somewhat a deadly temptation right about now. Are you happy with how it's going?

-cries- I want to! But. Um. Maybe next weekend? I don't have all manner of ridiculous things to do next weekend- no weddings to go to, no college tours.

[I'd have to make decisions by then, etc.]

... Oh. Right. Logic and all that. Sorry. I--sorry.

Me: Well, this is why we can't be Vulcans.

L: Damn that Surak.

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[Convo with charles in which I was upset because I did not have room in my Inbox for idle chit-chat. He asks me something like what is my test on, I tell him I have no idea so I should get back to studying...]

C: lol wow yea that mite be a sign. sounds like a beast. o and im making a fbook group for the the thing.
Me: For the thing? Wow. That's uh, ... articulate. Your vocabulary astounds.
C: I'm rushin madame. Lol remind me to throw smtn bigger than a pen at u nxt time i see u. And wen ur lucky, being articulate seems to take a backseat to being direct
Me: This is why you're only fairly cool in my book, because someone cool can be both at the same time.
C: Ah shuks nah! Shes bringing the competitive banter! I like... Guess i got a bit of work to do then...

[He's... nice. And kind of cute, I guess. Amalie and Rachel seem to think so. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt even though I don't find him attractive that way, but he just has the worst timing when it comes to calling/texting/FacbookIMing me. Argh.]

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Liz: dramatic_eps is a good bet after a reasonable period of waiting. You might have a full week's wait to stream on Hulu. DUDE I FUCKING LOVE THOSE HYPNOSIS SCENES. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING CINEMATOGRAPHY. FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LIGHTING. WHY DID THIS EPISODE NOT WIN A FUCKING EMMY.

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Amalie: I wish u were home.

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Liz: Just got home from TWILIGHT.

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EDWARD EDWARD OMG FLAIL I SERIOUSLY DID NOT KNOW ROBERT PATTINSON COULD BE THAT FUCKING SEXY.

- [Again, still Liz, but you can't just follow that with any old text.]

Did you ever see Annie? The movie of the musical? The psychoanalyst chick from  the first season of SVU, Alan Cumming, Kristen Chenoweth-! I forgot all kinds of awesome people were in it. XD

"What is El Fuego del Amor and why do you need ten of them?" "It's... a telenovela, I'm learning Spanish." "Say adios." "ARE YOU ERASING MY TIVO? House-- not the season finale!" "-hilariously bad Bush voice- I don't negotiate with terrorists." omgtheirloveissocanon.

[FUCKING COLBERT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL]

EPIC CHRISTMAS SLASH, ANYONE?
ME: I'm upset they didn't give us the lean of intent.
L: IKNORITE. Failing that, the longing glance through the frosted windowpane is enough for me. XD

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Julie: There was this group of three guys that just passed me, and all three of them were wearing some sort of short sleeve button down shirt with huge back packs and red lunch kits. They all looked at least twenty. It was pretty epic.

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Rachel: *Notices lack of Darienne* Tankzgivin brake. Ur doin it wrong.
[I say something about being back a day early, planning a minor surprise for Amalie]
R: Only if theres going to be cake.
Me: Lol. Then I shall arrive with one, if you like.
R: Hurry up and get here, i'm so fuckin bored!
Me: I'm sorry. I am dying to be home, and I'll be there in roughly 24 hours to get into mischief with my partner in crime. Plan?
R: Plan.

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[I sent to Devyn I need to see her, etc.]
I know! Doesnt look like I can though. I have to pack because I'm flying to New Orleans tomorrow. My heart is filled with despair.
Me: No! Devyn, we are ships passing in the night. Constantly. I am now depressed.

INBOX DONE.

Oh, and one more thing, courtesy of a FWD from my cousin Brittany who was fwd'd it from one of her friends:

Press down

Down more

Deeper

More

YES

Ahh

Ohh

Almost there

Faster

Harder

GOOD!

That's textual intercourse! LMFAO. Get it on!

Lots of good things happened today. Shopped in Rice Village, saw Abby and Julie, had a delicious omelet this morning, Jamba Juice, drove around Houston, laundry, Katie Reidy, Barnes & Noble, hot chocolate, slight sleeping in, playing with lots of my surrogate puppies.

good day, texting

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