My heart is all a-Twitter
- 23:07 I JUST SAW LIZA MINELLI SINGING AND DOING THE SINGLE LADIES DANCE. MY MIND IS FUCKING BLOWN. #
- 23:23 Leno is only MARGINALLY forgiven b/c he had surprise!Fran Drescher on his show while Ross sang the theme to The Nanny & then picked her up. #
- 23:30 @ heyuwiththeface I think you were trying to go to Witty Comeback, but you perished at Coming Up With A Good One curve. #
- 23:42 @ heyuwiththeface YOUR FAILURE AND CAPSLOCK AMUSES ME. #
- 00:18 Just... no. @tfln, I'm begging you. No more American Apparel ads. I love you, but I can't stand this much longer. twitpic.com/21ojg1 #
- 00:28 Aw crap, I meant to go to bed an hour ago since I have my 1-day-a-week work in the morning. AND DO LAUNDRY. Dammit, @tfln! You're too funny! #
- 09:13 Listening to Lady Gaga and Beyonce while the outdoor pool is closed and my extra guards are volunteering for Meals on Wheels. #lifeattheJCC #
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