You can only blame your problems on the world for so long, before it all becomes the same old song.
I totally said "Set phasers to fabulous!" today at work and got laughs. It was awesome. Today was a pretty good day at work, as far as they go. My skin feels like it's tightening up so much I can barely flex it at all-- my little toesies feel so leathery! My face, she cannot move after a shower. I'm just getting so much sun being outside everyday. My lips are chapped and my legs soak up lotion like nobody's business right now. A plus of getting so dark though, is that I don't really have to shave my legs anymore. You can't see the hair there, and I'm not gonna lie; I'm a lazy fuck when it comes to that sort of thing. I will if I feel the need to or the occasion arises, but currently, there's no problem.
Oh, John McClane. "Is there like, a number you call? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, wait, I bet you're still on hold with 'Can I Get Another Dead Asian Hooker Bitch', huh?" MCCLANE YOU HAVE NO CLASS AND I LOVE ITTTTTT. (I'm watching Live Free Or Die Hard in case you couldn't tell.)
Mom was watching me type (as I have hooked up O'Halloran and have settled into the other couch) and I give her a 'What?' look with my eyebrows since I'm listening to music. She was just noticing how fast I was typing, and asked me how fast it actually was, "60? 70?" I shrug and reply I don't know. Google WPM test and it turns out with roughly 98% accuracy, I type at about 85 words per minute. Which is apparently blazing by keyboarding standards.
Saw The Hangover again tonight. In honor of it, a picspam of all the movie posters it seems to have. LOL.
Paid $8.50 for a student ticket PLUS parking because Amalie and Rachel are incapable of being on time to almost anything. I jumped in and out of the shower, didn't eat and nearly killed myself speeding over there, then beat them to the theater and they missed the first few minutes of the movie that I'd already seen. THEN, afterwards it is an immediate parting of ways because "We both have work in the morning." Like I haven't been working daily since I got home IN THE SUN and under stress and all kinds of stuff and did I even have a second to say I needed to talk or brag about my 'promotion' or anything? No. I wouldn't have gone if I had known it was going to be like that. I am making money but not to spend it on seeing a movie twice (not that I don't like it enough to see it multiple times, but still).
In related news: has cherryfeather died or something?
Oh, John McClane. "Is there like, a number you call? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, wait, I bet you're still on hold with 'Can I Get Another Dead Asian Hooker Bitch', huh?" MCCLANE YOU HAVE NO CLASS AND I LOVE ITTTTTT. (I'm watching Live Free Or Die Hard in case you couldn't tell.)
Mom was watching me type (as I have hooked up O'Halloran and have settled into the other couch) and I give her a 'What?' look with my eyebrows since I'm listening to music. She was just noticing how fast I was typing, and asked me how fast it actually was, "60? 70?" I shrug and reply I don't know. Google WPM test and it turns out with roughly 98% accuracy, I type at about 85 words per minute. Which is apparently blazing by keyboarding standards.
Saw The Hangover again tonight. In honor of it, a picspam of all the movie posters it seems to have. LOL.
Paid $8.50 for a student ticket PLUS parking because Amalie and Rachel are incapable of being on time to almost anything. I jumped in and out of the shower, didn't eat and nearly killed myself speeding over there, then beat them to the theater and they missed the first few minutes of the movie that I'd already seen. THEN, afterwards it is an immediate parting of ways because "We both have work in the morning." Like I haven't been working daily since I got home IN THE SUN and under stress and all kinds of stuff and did I even have a second to say I needed to talk or brag about my 'promotion' or anything? No. I wouldn't have gone if I had known it was going to be like that. I am making money but not to spend it on seeing a movie twice (not that I don't like it enough to see it multiple times, but still).
In related news: has cherryfeather died or something?