It amused me
Me: This is hilarious
Tom: What?
Me: Did you see this headline about Paris Hilton?
Tom: No. Well, I saw it yesterday... something about 'Paris Hilton helping drunk elephants... no joke"
Me: Apparently it was.
Me: See the thing I like about it is the headline 'Paris's drunken elephant story retracted' just can seem so wrong given its her.
Tom: You mean like how you can retract a disease from her?
Me: ... You know thats not how that word works, right?
Tom: Don't people say that
Me: Its contracted.
Tom: Yeah, I know that... but don't people say...[trail off]
Tom: What?
Me: Did you see this headline about Paris Hilton?
Tom: No. Well, I saw it yesterday... something about 'Paris Hilton helping drunk elephants... no joke"
Me: Apparently it was.
Me: See the thing I like about it is the headline 'Paris's drunken elephant story retracted' just can seem so wrong given its her.
Tom: You mean like how you can retract a disease from her?
Me: ... You know thats not how that word works, right?
Tom: Don't people say that
Me: Its contracted.
Tom: Yeah, I know that... but don't people say...[trail off]