003 - (Since they don't taste like they used too...)
Attn: Lower class cat lovers~
Kitten! More adorable and extraordinary than ever seen! Perfectly house trained, obedient, and friendly, this kitten is perfect for first time pet owners, owners with children, or retarded people. On command she can meow the heart of the most macho and ruthless assholes you know into a puddle, or mesmerize and distract that hot babe next door! (You know you'll never score with her unless you have something cute at home) This kitten is perfect! Comes with litter box and bed maybe and the satisfaction that you're helping make the world a better place, one small step at a time. For all this, $60 $75 is a small price to pay. Limited time only, contact 116-555-3371.
Click to see her~.
Someone buy the damn thing or it's tonight's dinner.
--Yuuki
[ooc: sry Aeris-mun, Mitani backed outta being a total brat =P besides Cloud found your saltshakers]
Kitten! More adorable and extraordinary than ever seen! Perfectly house trained, obedient, and friendly, this kitten is perfect for first time pet owners, owners with children, or retarded people. On command she can meow the heart of the most macho and ruthless assholes you know into a puddle, or mesmerize and distract that hot babe next door! (You know you'll never score with her unless you have something cute at home) This kitten is perfect! Comes with litter box and bed maybe and the satisfaction that you're helping make the world a better place, one small step at a time. For all this, $60 $75 is a small price to pay. Limited time only, contact 116-555-3371.
Click to see her~.
Someone buy the damn thing or it's tonight's dinner.
--Yuuki
[ooc: sry Aeris-mun, Mitani backed outta being a total brat =P besides Cloud found your saltshakers]