Are you going to hurt me?
So I'm on this antibiotic for a mild kidney infection and out of curiousity I googled it.
Apparently, side effects may include:
- feelings of not trusting others or feelings that others are going to hurt you
- nightmares or abnormal dreams
- hallucinations (seeing things or hearing voices)
- double vision
- thoughts about dying or killing yourself
and about TWENTY-FIVE other mild to incredibly ridiculous others. I realize that they're probably just covering all possible bases for the sake of legality, but I find this hilarious.
Somehow I think having it burn when I pee might be preferable to the unshakeable suspicion that my friends are trying to kill me.
Lesson learned. Just take the damned pills like the pharmacist says and remain blissfully ignorant.
Apparently, side effects may include:
- feelings of not trusting others or feelings that others are going to hurt you
- nightmares or abnormal dreams
- hallucinations (seeing things or hearing voices)
- double vision
- thoughts about dying or killing yourself
and about TWENTY-FIVE other mild to incredibly ridiculous others. I realize that they're probably just covering all possible bases for the sake of legality, but I find this hilarious.
Somehow I think having it burn when I pee might be preferable to the unshakeable suspicion that my friends are trying to kill me.
Lesson learned. Just take the damned pills like the pharmacist says and remain blissfully ignorant.