Tribute to Team Halo!!!
I dedicate this poem to Vee(a.k.a halo agent #1) and Lauren (a.k.a halo agent #3). Go Team Halo!! I actually made this one rhyme!! :D
It's been two months and Halo still lay low.
To find out the rest, well that's up to Team Halo.
Let's see, there's Lauren, there's Laura, and their great leader Vee.
They may also be known as Hao agents one, two, and three.
Now the time has come for our very first mission.
To start us off, Lauren will have to do some fishin'
Tape recoreder in hand, she's all ready to go.
She's off to prove Hayden isn't a ho!
In Melbourne, Lauren finally gets her turn,
to talk with Hayden, and record all she will learn.
As they talk for a while Lauren makes Hayden beam.
Little does she know, it's all part of the skeam.
Lauren asks "Are you and Milo together or not? I don't know which."
Then Hayden blurts out "We've gotten hitched!"
Lauren has the answer she's been looking for.
As fast as she can, she runs out the door.
She hops on a plane and is on her way
to meet Laura and Vee back in LA.
Lauren tells them the news and they shout with victory
Hurray! We've solved the mystery!
Lauren's gone home, so the next part of the mission is up to Laura and Vee.
They broadcast the news so all can believe!
If you think that's the end, you are mistaken.
Kissing pictures still have to be taken.
A week later, Laura and Vee arrive at Milo's house at night.
They were going to get what they came for, damnit, even if they had to fight.
They walk up to the door in sunglasses and all black.
This was it. There was no turning back.
Vee gets out the hancuffs, while Laura rings the bell.
Milo answers and says, "What the hell?"
And of course, his new wife was there.
Boy, did they give her a scare.
In no time, they had them handcuffed to the bed.
They told them to makeout, and Halo did what they said.
Laura snapped a few photos and set them free.
It all worked out too perfectly.
They ran out the door and started the car
before Milo had time to chase them far.
When they got home, the pics were posted for the world to see
Now that they had everything they needed, they would let Halo be.
Halo are now happily married, so all is good.
Everything turned out the way it should.
Well it wasn't easy but it was finally done.
Team Halo have successfully completed mission one.