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Jan 14, 2006 17:37

Mine was boring, so I did one on Nick... omg... commentary behind the cut.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vrykolaka!

  1. Vrykolaka is only six percent water.
  2. Banging your head against vrykolaka uses 150 calories an hour!
  3. Vrykolaka is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
  4. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using vrykolaka.
  5. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at vrykolaka!
  6. Czar Paul I banished vrykolaka to Siberia for marching out of step.
  7. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, vrykolaka is the victim.
  8. Europe is the only continent that lacks vrykolaka.
  9. Lightning strikes vrykolaka over seven times every hour.
  10. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as vrykolaka.




#4... Men use you? Have you been hanging out with Jamey? (=O OH SHIT!!!)
#5... Don't I know it. ::punch::
#8... Except for that one video when he.... nevermind.
#10... Cause Nicky gots a fat ass!!!!

Ok, your ass isn't fat... don't cry, my little emo boy!
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