Oh My
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I turned 80sxfoxsho in for farting in church (3 points). Last month I stole jyndolyn's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In June I gave wasteofpaintxx a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (9 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
lovgeeky