DANE COOK (11/08/07)
well i can do the SUFI but cici has a little trouble.
WAITING FOR DANE! 3rd row, might i add.
THX MOM!
the crowd goes wild!
look at my pretty family
my mom was so excited so literally was emotional
i always ask her (when i catch her renewing her memberships to fan clubs for bands she loves & etc)
"am i always going to be like this with the ppl i love?"
she will always look a little sheepish and then say "....sorry....." because the fangirl gene came straight from mother to daughter.
AND FINALLY ... THE GENIUS HIMSELF
i guess yall didnt know dane & i are having a love affair
but we are
so now you do
I DID MY BEST
he is my DANEgel. aka angel only with a dane in it
HIS WORDS
NOT MINE lmao
ITS LIKE LIP BALM
i went down and i came RIGHT BACK UP
aka smelling a pug's wrinkles lmfaolmfaolmfao
the thats what happens when you dont wear a condom story
"how egotistical would it be for me to wear a hat that says 'dane's #1!'?"
"hang on, let me put it on."
aaaaaaannnd its over!
stunned into oblivion
DRUMROLL PLEASE
001 - YEAH THATS DANE COOK AND US
002 - we have now conquered arena stalking
003 - this was me and cici's 20th EVENT together, which is big since our friendship's foundation is based on stalkery, celebs, and taco bell, all of which were experience last night.
004 - HELLO THIS IS DANE COOK
what is the most awesome about it all is that i have been listening to dane's stuff since high school - no lie, you guys who were at mauldin with me remember going around talking about SHAKY PICKLES and Christ Chex - so this was SO monumental for me. im still freaking a little bit, seriously - he is brilliant! i felt bad because my mom & my brother didnt get to meet him, but they knew we were going to stalker city so they should have tagged along. anyway i got dane to sign my ticket and i brought it home to my mommy last night :) she is still in sulksville about it all, though.
all in all, im pretty freaking satisfied. he was hilarious, he was really gorgeous and sweet in person - and also the fact that i was in the arms of someone who has macked on jessica simpson is really unbelievable. IM MOVIN UP TO THE BIG TIME YALL.