Entry #1 - Audio
[Having not quite figured out the communicator, everyone is going to be subject to this audio entry for now.]
Well isn't this one fine kettle of fish.
If I'd known that hell would be this pathetic, I maybe would've enjoyed myself a bit more. [Considering his last memory is of him heading straight into propeller blades, he has no allusions about being alive.] I suppose being condemned to the most boring brig in existence would be ironic in its own right. Giving me my old office was a nice touch too.
So, do I just wait for Old Scratch to come a knockin' or do I need to go put a boot up his ass?
Well isn't this one fine kettle of fish.
If I'd known that hell would be this pathetic, I maybe would've enjoyed myself a bit more. [Considering his last memory is of him heading straight into propeller blades, he has no allusions about being alive.] I suppose being condemned to the most boring brig in existence would be ironic in its own right. Giving me my old office was a nice touch too.
So, do I just wait for Old Scratch to come a knockin' or do I need to go put a boot up his ass?