Tsk, tsk, tsk Kickette
You know I love Kickette. But...
We all know that whenever you come out with a story about missing certain sexy footballers (i.e. my babies Fernando and Sergio), they are sure to hit back with some god-awful photos that makes all of us yearn for summer so that they are only wearing teeny tiny bathing suits and not horrendous green jeans or body paint. I know, I know, I am usually a HUGE fan of body paint, seeing as it usually means that my sexy men are not wearing clothes.
But Fernando. Really. I know that you can't keep yourself out of ads, but this is pushing it. I screamed, honest to God. It was bad. And guess what? It's still only February, meaning that topless photos are MONTHS away.
Really Nando. Loads of people already think that you're either a) gay or b) very metro sexual. Why add fuel to the flames?
We all know that whenever you come out with a story about missing certain sexy footballers (i.e. my babies Fernando and Sergio), they are sure to hit back with some god-awful photos that makes all of us yearn for summer so that they are only wearing teeny tiny bathing suits and not horrendous green jeans or body paint. I know, I know, I am usually a HUGE fan of body paint, seeing as it usually means that my sexy men are not wearing clothes.
But Fernando. Really. I know that you can't keep yourself out of ads, but this is pushing it. I screamed, honest to God. It was bad. And guess what? It's still only February, meaning that topless photos are MONTHS away.
Really Nando. Loads of people already think that you're either a) gay or b) very metro sexual. Why add fuel to the flames?